barry's definitions

bar

To get an erection.

Blimey, she gave me the hardest bar, I had to get a cold spoon and smack it!

by Barry October 18, 2003

fo' shizzle my nizzle

1. A polite and well meaning colloquialism. This phrase gained popularity when famed rapper/pornographer/movie star Snoop Dogg started using it and other words containing the suffix "izzle" or "izzy."

2. To informally aquiesce or agree with someone whom you consider an affable peer.

My friend Tim was like, "Whassup Dog, are you going to the game tonight?" I responded "Fo' Shizzle my nizzle" in the pitch of a tenor.

by Barry February 12, 2004

wow

Acronym for the game World of Warcraft.

I can't wait until WOW comes out, d00d!

by Barry September 6, 2004

Extreme quadratting

The act of bunking out of a school lesson to throw a quadrat around a field and pretend you are working. For best results, go to a pub in Wales and try it there!

My favourite hobbies are football, rugby and extreme quadratting.

by Barry June 4, 2004

poo sex

the giving of love by a man to nother individual in the bottom.

also, the giving of love from one person to an actual piece of poo. however, this is less common.

gay men have poo love

by Barry January 22, 2005

white kong

1. A pale dude
2. A white person's dick
3. A gang leader in Malibu

The shooter, identified as white kong, has gone on a rampage in the streets.

Justin is white kong.

by barry August 1, 2004

side burn

when a roll up,fag or spliff only burns on one side.

oh shit, i've got a side burn on my joint

by barry July 22, 2003