barry's definitions

splutter

An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.

Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.

avoid eye contact

by Barry April 21, 2004

One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Congestion charge

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

by Barry June 4, 2004

rice rocket

dozens and dozens of stickers (AEM, STREETGLOW, NOS) in weird ass places (gas tank, wing, license plate, middle of windshield)+a wing big enough to give you an enormous amount of downforce to practically lift ur front tires+green rims+9999k hids+white emblems(glow in the dark)+exhaust sticking out so far its bigger than a black mans dick+copy of fast and the furious part 1 and 2 in ur car=what is that red button on ur steering wheel...OMFG...HELL NO...IS THAT....NOSSSSS

the kid next door, that thinks NOS is the best thing in the world

by Barry March 1, 2005

DJ Binomial

This guy is an awesome DJ. He loves to mix up formulae while on the decks. He is never without his sidekick, MC Poisson

Lemme hear you guys make some noise! For one night only, DJ Binomial is in the house!!

by Barry July 12, 2006

Randi

Hot sticky wad of cum.

Dan was wacking his Durbin and shot Randi all over Toms face.

See Definition for Durbin

by Barry April 15, 2005

playstation week

the week when your girlfriend/wife is menstruating.

see also on the blob, having the painters in

dude #1 - ah man, no sex this week

dude #2 - how comes?

dude #1 - playstation week

dude #2 - ah (said in a knowing and sympathetic tone of voice)

by Barry January 22, 2005