barry's definitions

locutox

When one has a very stiff erection.

"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"

by Barry October 18, 2003

bainsey

a happy go lucky scamp usually found in sheffield

who is this kid who keeps goin around in his happy go lucky way ahhh its bainsey

by barry August 27, 2003

crooked letter

The state of Mississippi.
M-I-crooked letter crooked letter-I etc.

James is from the crroked letter

by Barry April 6, 2004

poo sex

the giving of love by a man to nother individual in the bottom.

also, the giving of love from one person to an actual piece of poo. however, this is less common.

gay men have poo love

by Barry January 22, 2005

Extreme quadratting

The act of bunking out of a school lesson to throw a quadrat around a field and pretend you are working. For best results, go to a pub in Wales and try it there!

My favourite hobbies are football, rugby and extreme quadratting.

by Barry June 4, 2004

white kong

1. A pale dude
2. A white person's dick
3. A gang leader in Malibu

The shooter, identified as white kong, has gone on a rampage in the streets.

Justin is white kong.

by barry August 1, 2004

3rd Generation Burke

This lil' gem came about randomly. Everyone just started saying '3rd Generation Burke'. It means whatever is on your mind at the time. Often mixed in with monobrain to become '3rd generation monobrain'.

Who's that 3rd generation burke over there by the happysack?

by Barry June 4, 2004