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r-mack

- One who holds no real thoughts or opinons
- See: definition of Chav

To truely be an r-mack one must have a strong affinity for WARREN G, BONE THUGS + taking over parties.

An r-mack is always accompanied by THE SIDEKICK. The Sidekick is commonly referred to as "R-MACK'S LATEST ACCESSORY". Essentially, the Sidekick's sole purpose is to confirm everything an r-mack says (repeats what an r-mack says and adds a simple, "HA! YEAH!")
THE SIDEKICK IS THE 'TAILS' TO AN R-MAC'S 'SONIC.


AN r-mack can only display THREE facial expressions:

1. "It smells like crap in here"
2. "I...am...processing...thoughts"
3. "Someone left a roach on the floor!"

(this expression is only recognizable to the close observer; the blank look is still intact but the lips curl up .222 mm + the eyes often sparkle)

DON'T PANIC:
If you find yourself with someone you suspect to be an r-mack, do not panic, we are here to provide you with..

UNDERSTANDING YOUR R-MACK:
If an r-mack starts dancing, he is NOT just in the mood for dancing.
With this being said, keep a close eye on the intoxicated females (ages 11-19) ALWAYS look out for the ladies/tweens who have been drinking to avoid experiencing unprovoked licentious.
(I cannot stress this ENOUGH)


IN CONCLUSION:
an r-mack does not purposefully piss you off, it just kind of.. happens

perhaps it's..
the (lack of) expression
on his picassoesque face

the way he preys on young
or the way he objectifies women

his lack of tolerance, followed by face #1

OKAY, I could suggest a million reasons why women young + old feel their skin crawl + their insides ROT just by the mere mention of an r-mack.. BUT THEY WOULD ALL BE FALSE..

TRUTH IS.. the only way you will BEGIN to understand is witness an r-mack.
(the feeling in your gut, the rotting inside of you, the crawling of skin, the curdling of your blood, the bitter taste in your mouth)

BUT IN THE END YOU JUST HAVE TO LAUGH at how well an R-MACK REPRESENTS THE VALLEY.*
"He's repulsive, yet I cannot stop observing his odd mating habbits"
- STACE, 16
by BRITT April 16, 2006
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Julie Lipshutz

Did you see that girl? She is a Julie Lipshutz!
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deep throat

1.) to give head
2.) olga in metal gear solid 2 (if u haven't played it yet, WHOOPS!)
3.) some guy in the watergate scandal that leaked info...
1.) Man, that girl Liz can deep throat pretty good..
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From First To Last

Note: Sonny is 16 not 15. sorry. i'm picky. and he's fucking short. anyways, yeah "Me" is right.
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fagtalk

When words such as gay and fag are used in a derogitory fashion, or to mean something is stupid. Often used by homosexuals themselves in an effort to 're-claim' such words.
1: Science class is so gay!

2: Oh my God, you are such a fag.
by Britt March 26, 2005
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Wisconsin

A state who's residents couldn't drive right if their life depended on it. Wisconsinites can't drive worth shit. Ilinois drivers are the best! Wisconsin drivers are overly cautious to the point where they cause accidents. You have to be aggressive like Chicago drivers.
"That idiot acts like he doesn't understand the concept of a 4-way stop." "He must be from Wisconsin." "Well, I'll be damned, he has a Wisconsin license plate." "That dickhead!"

"Chicago drivers Rock!"
by Britt March 19, 2005
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sweet

reflects joy, a good outcome, pleaseure,
Neill is mutha fucking sweet!
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