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39 definitions by bRitt

 
15.
a word substition for anonymous because uneducated asses can't spell it right.
When u votehd for mee as teh uglyest persun in da clazz, whyy did yew check teh b0x taht saiz anonymouse?
by britt November 10, 2003
 
16.
My idol! Maddox Rocks this world!!!
Maddox tells it like it is.
by Britt March 06, 2005
 
17.
a person who is an pain in your ass, who also grabs your sisters ass, along with eating all of our pizza and drinking all of your beer
Oh my god dude you are shuch a "polycronopolus",
because my names "STEVE...MUTHA...FUCKAN...POLYCHRONOPOLUS"
by britt January 21, 2004
 
18.
- One who holds no real thoughts or opinons
- See: definition of Chav

To truely be an r-mack one must have a strong affinity for WARREN G, BONE THUGS + taking over parties.

An r-mack is always accompanied by THE SIDEKICK. The Sidekick is commonly referred to as "R-MACK'S LATEST ACCESSORY". Essentially, the Sidekick's sole purpose is to confirm everything an r-mack says (repeats what an r-mack says and adds a simple, "HA! YEAH!")
THE SIDEKICK IS THE 'TAILS' TO AN R-MAC'S 'SONIC.


AN r-mack can only display THREE facial expressions:

1. "It smells like crap in here"
2. "I...am...processing...thoughts"
3. "Someone left a roach on the floor!"

(this expression is only recognizable to the close observer; the blank look is still intact but the lips curl up .222 mm + the eyes often sparkle)

DON'T PANIC:
If you find yourself with someone you suspect to be an r-mack, do not panic, we are here to provide you with..

UNDERSTANDING YOUR R-MACK:
If an r-mack starts dancing, he is NOT just in the mood for dancing.
With this being said, keep a close eye on the intoxicated females (ages 11-19) ALWAYS look out for the ladies/tweens who have been drinking to avoid experiencing unprovoked licentious.
(I cannot stress this ENOUGH)


IN CONCLUSION:
an r-mack does not purposefully piss you off, it just kind of.. happens

perhaps it's..
the (lack of) expression
on his picassoesque face

the way he preys on young
or the way he objectifies women

his lack of tolerance, followed by face #1

OKAY, I could suggest a million reasons why women young + old feel their skin crawl + their insides ROT just by the mere mention of an r-mack.. BUT THEY WOULD ALL BE FALSE..

TRUTH IS.. the only way you will BEGIN to understand is witness an r-mack.
(the feeling in your gut, the rotting inside of you, the crawling of skin, the curdling of your blood, the bitter taste in your mouth)

BUT IN THE END YOU JUST HAVE TO LAUGH at how well an R-MACK REPRESENTS THE VALLEY.*
"He's repulsive, yet I cannot stop observing his odd mating habbits"
- STACE, 16
by BRITT January 26, 2005
 
19.
1.) the despair faction. you know, the best fan club in the universe...
2.)A clique that seeks power by intriguing other people.
1.) I joined the Despair Faction yesterday and got all kinds of cool stuff.
2.)Claire's faction seemed interesting, but it wasn't what I wanted.
by britt November 10, 2003
 
20.
Something Murphy Lee & Nelly made up to describe 2003's VMAs. Otherwise known as ATTACK OF GIRLS WERAING TOO SHORT SHORTS W/ TOO BIG BUTTS!
The female nominees will be cometing in battle of the booties.
by Britt August 23, 2003
 
21.
When words such as gay and fag are used in a derogitory fashion, or to mean something is stupid. Often used by homosexuals themselves in an effort to 're-claim' such words.
1: Science class is so gay!

2: Oh my God, you are such a fag.
by Britt March 26, 2005