aum108's definitions

cpos

Complete Pile Of Shit (compare pos)

I wouldn't bother upgrading to Vista, it's a CPOS

by aum108 October 3, 2007

slashddos

The temporary denial-of-service effect resulting from a website being linked to from a story on the front page of the Slashdot (www.slashdot.org) tech news website.

The phenomenon mostly affects websites on lower-capacity servers. They can run for years with low-medium traffic, but with the huge tsunami of requests that come from being linked on Slashdot, such websites can be effectively paralysed for half a day or more.

"Dammit, I can't reach Pranknet."
"Try again tomorrow, dude, the site got slashddos'ed an hour ago."

by aum108 August 9, 2009

errection

A state of male excitement which brings a high risk of poor decision making. Blending the word 'error' into the word 'erection'.

Pete: Hey, Mike, I heard that babe you boned last year is suing you for child support.
Mike: Yeah, that's gotta be the worst errection I ever had.

by aum108 March 7, 2012

nut off

To make an irrational verbal attack on someone.

Mike got home late from work only to have Nina totally nut off at him, thinking he was cheating on her; she only shut up when he showed her the design he had to create at short notice.

by aum108 March 21, 2011

sandal muncher

A highly derogatory term for people who advocate caring for the environment, such as greenies, conservationists, hippies, environmental activists and the like

Joe: "Why do you need an SUV for just getting around the city? A smaller car would be just as good, with only a fraction of the carbon emissions."

Andrew: "Shut up and mind your own business, ya fucken sandal muncher!"

by aum108 April 26, 2010

cfy

Most commonly used online - acronym of 'crazy for you'.

G'nite sweetheart, cfy <3

by aum108 June 28, 2010

takes the gravy

Relating to fellatio, "taking the gravy" means allowing the man come in one's mouth then swallowing his ejaculatory discharge and leaving his organ completely clean.

What a babe! she only gives the best head on the coast, but she also takes the gravy.

by aum108 May 27, 2011