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Oscarworthy

Deserving an Academy Award. Obviously can apply to a Hollywood movie performance; but more fun when attributed to everyday malingering.
I was supposed to work this entire weekend, but I made an Oscarworthy job of convincing the boss that I'm suffering from exhaustion!
by Andy Sword January 10, 2009
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wondow

A metaphysical window to something or somewhere wonderful or wondrous. The sort of thing you might find described in supernatural themed novels or in the conversation of stoners.
I dunno what the hell ya dropped in my drink, but I floated through a wondow and didn't wanna come back!
by Andy Sword November 6, 2010
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hoe-mance

A sickeningly sentimental and exclusive too-close friendship 'twixt two adult females.
Jeez, Deborah and Lisa's pukey we-hate-men hoe-mance makes my teeth itch!
by Andy Sword June 21, 2016
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Feargal-Sharkey

Derogatory rhyming slang for a dark-skinned non-caucasian, especially those of African or Subcontinental Indian descent.

Feargal Sharkey is an Irish pop singer who found fame in the '70s and '80s.
That Beyonce Knowles is a bit of alright for a Feargal-Sharkey, ain't she, eh!?
by Andy Sword January 6, 2009
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straddleworthy

Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!
Yeah, he's a jerk, but I'll let that go, 'cos he's toooootally straddleworthy!!
by Andy Sword January 5, 2009
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seeing pink

A pathological state of free-floating anger, the afflicted individual never far from seeing red, i.e. losing his/her temper.
Schoolkid #1: "Uh-oh, Mr Lee looks like he's seeing red!"

Schoolkid #2: "Meh... that old bastard is permanently seeing pink, don't take much to set him off..."
by Andy Sword June 19, 2011
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horshit

Merely a contraction of the existing word 'horseshit,' altering the spelling to match the common pronunciation.
Yeah, she was gonna throw me out, so I told her I love her and I'm sorry and all that horshit...
by Andy Sword November 6, 2010
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