andy sword's definitions

horshit

Merely a contraction of the existing word 'horseshit,' altering the spelling to match the common pronunciation.

Yeah, she was gonna throw me out, so I told her I love her and I'm sorry and all that horshit...

by Andy Sword November 6, 2010

Feargal-Sharkey

Derogatory rhyming slang for a dark-skinned non-caucasian, especially those of African or Subcontinental Indian descent.

Feargal Sharkey is an Irish pop singer who found fame in the '70s and '80s.

That Beyonce Knowles is a bit of alright for a Feargal-Sharkey, ain't she, eh!?

by Andy Sword January 6, 2009

hoe-mance

A sickeningly sentimental and exclusive too-close friendship 'twixt two adult females.

Jeez, Deborah and Lisa's pukey we-hate-men hoe-mance makes my teeth itch!

by Andy Sword June 21, 2016

straddleworthy

Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!

Yeah, he's a jerk, but I'll let that go, 'cos he's toooootally straddleworthy!!

by Andy Sword January 5, 2009

seeing pink

A pathological state of free-floating anger, the afflicted individual never far from seeing red, i.e. losing his/her temper.

Schoolkid #1: "Uh-oh, Mr Lee looks like he's seeing red!"

Schoolkid #2: "Meh... that old bastard is permanently seeing pink, don't take much to set him off..."

by Andy Sword June 19, 2011

wondow

A metaphysical window to something or somewhere wonderful or wondrous. The sort of thing you might find described in supernatural themed novels or in the conversation of stoners.

I dunno what the hell ya dropped in my drink, but I floated through a wondow and didn't wanna come back!

by Andy Sword November 6, 2010

binwards

Alternatively 'binward.' In the direction of the bin, meaning either literally into the trash, or figuratively toward obscurity. Figuratively is more fun.

Those boyband chart wannabes are headed in one direction - binwards!

by Andy Sword November 16, 2010