albert's definitions

Accord

Drive a nice luxorious sedan.

I got a 2000 Honda Accord V-tech, and smoked a camaro,then he said that his anti-slippery system is not to good, what kind of pussy statement is that.
Your shit sucks, buy a bimmer or a benzo then you could proof your a man! Shit.

by Albert December 11, 2003

buttiss

You buttiss!
Craig is the buttiss.

by Albert September 21, 2003

SUV

1) An acronym for Sport Utility Vehicle.

2) A vehicle intended for use in recreational areas.

Dave took his SUV to the mountains for a few days.

by Albert February 15, 2004

un coco

meaning you like somebody, a crush

man jimmy i have a un coco for this girl.

by albert May 3, 2004

fifteen minutes

A proverbial period of time for one's short-lived fame.

This band's fifteen minutes are just about up because nobody listens to them anymore.

by Albert February 15, 2004

can of worms

A tricky situation which requires much effort to resolve.

My girlfriend caught me kissing another woman, so I think I opened up a can of worms on that one.

by Albert February 14, 2004

dinglewhip

A hair poking out of a dingleberry. (see dingleberry).

When the dingleberry finally fell off of my cornhole, I realized that it had a dinglewhip.

by albert February 20, 2004