albert's definitions

k.a.r.m.b

The coolest shit in the world

I want to be in K.A.R.M.B its so cool.

by Albert October 28, 2003

antiwar protestor

A person who expresses opposition to an act of war.

The antiwar protester stood outside the building, sign in hand, ready to convey opposition to the impending war.

by Albert February 15, 2004

dotthoraning

to partake in brown-nosing to the highest degree
to annoy ones colleagues

there she goes dotthoraning again, probably after a payrise

by albert March 14, 2003

persocom

Any one of several a.i. machines in the form of humans (mainly female) that were created to serve their owner by performing simple to complex activities. The usefulness of a persocom is directly proportional to its size. The larger persocoms are capable of emulating comlex emotions and have self learning capabilities.

" I got my persocom to do my taxes for me, it was a breeze"

by Albert February 9, 2004

Popcorn Princess

1.Noun. To be obsessed with popcorn, including the making or distributing of.
2.Adj/Noun. To be short, redheaded, obsessed with management officials involved in the making of said popcorn.
3.Noun. Pedophile.

Worker at Cineplex Odeon, thinks she's Lindsey Lohan.

by Albert March 1, 2004

ck

Coon Killer

Robert ia a damn good ck

by albert September 2, 2003

hizzoes

From English - whores, hoes. 1. Bitches 2. Prostitutes 3. Persons considered sexually promiscuous. 4. Persons considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

Ma hizzoes be da shizzle ma nizzle.

by Albert January 10, 2003