albert's definitions

bmx

the best fucken thing ever invented besides the television.

i love bmx more that pie!!!!!!!!

by Albert April 22, 2003

rocked

1) Used to describe the state of a baseball pitcher who has given up multiple hits and home runs in an inning or game.

2) Used to describe something that is liked very much.

Pedro Martinez got rocked by the Yankees in the last two innings, giving up several runs.

That concert rocked!

by Albert February 15, 2004

Spanglish

Urban American language. Not quite English, Not quite Spanish

Que pasa me homey? Mes Amigos and me are gonna kick the frijoles out of jou if jou don shutcho taco hole. Comprende?

by Albert February 22, 2007

swat

To block an attempted shot in the game of basketball.

Shaq tried to dunk the ball, but Vlade Divac managed to swat the ball into the stands.

by Albert February 14, 2004

the great cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

by Albert February 14, 2004

word to your mother

A nonsensical phrase used in 1990's hip-hop culture.

That's right, boyeeeeee, word to your mother!

by Albert February 15, 2004

can of worms

A tricky situation which requires much effort to resolve.

My girlfriend caught me kissing another woman, so I think I opened up a can of worms on that one.

by Albert February 14, 2004