albert's definitions

Accord

Drive a nice luxorious sedan.

I got a 2000 Honda Accord V-tech, and smoked a camaro,then he said that his anti-slippery system is not to good, what kind of pussy statement is that.
Your shit sucks, buy a bimmer or a benzo then you could proof your a man! Shit.

by Albert December 11, 2003

SUV

1) An acronym for Sport Utility Vehicle.

2) A vehicle intended for use in recreational areas.

Dave took his SUV to the mountains for a few days.

by Albert February 15, 2004

bmx

the best fucken thing ever invented besides the television.

i love bmx more that pie!!!!!!!!

by Albert April 22, 2003

Bonch

island of flesh between your balls and asshole.

"boy was my bonch hair bugging while walking"

by Albert April 23, 2003

rocked

1) Used to describe the state of a baseball pitcher who has given up multiple hits and home runs in an inning or game.

2) Used to describe something that is liked very much.

Pedro Martinez got rocked by the Yankees in the last two innings, giving up several runs.

That concert rocked!

by Albert February 15, 2004

swat

To block an attempted shot in the game of basketball.

Shaq tried to dunk the ball, but Vlade Divac managed to swat the ball into the stands.

by Albert February 14, 2004

Spanglish

Urban American language. Not quite English, Not quite Spanish

Que pasa me homey? Mes Amigos and me are gonna kick the frijoles out of jou if jou don shutcho taco hole. Comprende?

by Albert February 22, 2007