albert's definitions

kegger

A party at which a keg of beer is present.

I here there's going to be a kegger at Jack's house tonight.

by Albert February 14, 2004

sasquatch

A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)

John's so hairy he looks like a sasquatch.

Mike just trampled me with his big ol' sasquatch feet.

by Albert February 14, 2004

dinglewhip

A hair poking out of a dingleberry. (see dingleberry).

When the dingleberry finally fell off of my cornhole, I realized that it had a dinglewhip.

by albert February 20, 2004

SUV

1) An acronym for Sport Utility Vehicle.

2) A vehicle intended for use in recreational areas.

Dave took his SUV to the mountains for a few days.

by Albert February 15, 2004

buttiss

You buttiss!
Craig is the buttiss.

by Albert September 21, 2003

Accord

Drive a nice luxorious sedan.

I got a 2000 Honda Accord V-tech, and smoked a camaro,then he said that his anti-slippery system is not to good, what kind of pussy statement is that.
Your shit sucks, buy a bimmer or a benzo then you could proof your a man! Shit.

by Albert December 11, 2003

Popcorn Princess

1.Noun. To be obsessed with popcorn, including the making or distributing of.
2.Adj/Noun. To be short, redheaded, obsessed with management officials involved in the making of said popcorn.
3.Noun. Pedophile.

Worker at Cineplex Odeon, thinks she's Lindsey Lohan.

by Albert March 1, 2004