albert's definitions

un coco

meaning you like somebody, a crush

man jimmy i have a un coco for this girl.

by albert May 3, 2004

the great cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

by Albert February 14, 2004

Popcorn Princess

1.Noun. To be obsessed with popcorn, including the making or distributing of.
2.Adj/Noun. To be short, redheaded, obsessed with management officials involved in the making of said popcorn.
3.Noun. Pedophile.

Worker at Cineplex Odeon, thinks she's Lindsey Lohan.

by Albert March 1, 2004

persocom

Any one of several a.i. machines in the form of humans (mainly female) that were created to serve their owner by performing simple to complex activities. The usefulness of a persocom is directly proportional to its size. The larger persocoms are capable of emulating comlex emotions and have self learning capabilities.

" I got my persocom to do my taxes for me, it was a breeze"

by Albert February 9, 2004

go for it

Equivalent to "go ahead".

If you need to leave, go for it.

by Albert February 15, 2004

ck

Coon Killer

Robert ia a damn good ck

by albert September 2, 2003

Bonch

island of flesh between your balls and asshole.

"boy was my bonch hair bugging while walking"

by Albert April 23, 2003