albert's definitions

Bonch

island of flesh between your balls and asshole.

"boy was my bonch hair bugging while walking"

by Albert April 23, 2003

bmx

the best fucken thing ever invented besides the television.

i love bmx more that pie!!!!!!!!

by Albert April 22, 2003

persocom

Any one of several a.i. machines in the form of humans (mainly female) that were created to serve their owner by performing simple to complex activities. The usefulness of a persocom is directly proportional to its size. The larger persocoms are capable of emulating comlex emotions and have self learning capabilities.

" I got my persocom to do my taxes for me, it was a breeze"

by Albert February 9, 2004

go for it

Equivalent to "go ahead".

If you need to leave, go for it.

by Albert February 15, 2004

Popcorn Princess

1.Noun. To be obsessed with popcorn, including the making or distributing of.
2.Adj/Noun. To be short, redheaded, obsessed with management officials involved in the making of said popcorn.
3.Noun. Pedophile.

Worker at Cineplex Odeon, thinks she's Lindsey Lohan.

by Albert March 1, 2004

hizzoes

From English - whores, hoes. 1. Bitches 2. Prostitutes 3. Persons considered sexually promiscuous. 4. Persons considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

Ma hizzoes be da shizzle ma nizzle.

by Albert January 10, 2003

can of worms

A tricky situation which requires much effort to resolve.

My girlfriend caught me kissing another woman, so I think I opened up a can of worms on that one.

by Albert February 14, 2004