albert's definitions

Popcorn Princess

1.Noun. To be obsessed with popcorn, including the making or distributing of.
2.Adj/Noun. To be short, redheaded, obsessed with management officials involved in the making of said popcorn.
3.Noun. Pedophile.

Worker at Cineplex Odeon, thinks she's Lindsey Lohan.

by Albert March 1, 2004

persocom

Any one of several a.i. machines in the form of humans (mainly female) that were created to serve their owner by performing simple to complex activities. The usefulness of a persocom is directly proportional to its size. The larger persocoms are capable of emulating comlex emotions and have self learning capabilities.

" I got my persocom to do my taxes for me, it was a breeze"

by Albert February 9, 2004

hizzoes

From English - whores, hoes. 1. Bitches 2. Prostitutes 3. Persons considered sexually promiscuous. 4. Persons considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

Ma hizzoes be da shizzle ma nizzle.

by Albert January 10, 2003

go for it

Equivalent to "go ahead".

If you need to leave, go for it.

by Albert February 15, 2004

ck

Coon Killer

Robert ia a damn good ck

by albert September 2, 2003

sasquatch

A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)

John's so hairy he looks like a sasquatch.

Mike just trampled me with his big ol' sasquatch feet.

by Albert February 14, 2004

kegger

A party at which a keg of beer is present.

I here there's going to be a kegger at Jack's house tonight.

by Albert February 14, 2004