17 definitions by Zo, Joose, and Jeff

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An extremely whorish girl
I'm going to the game to watch the strumpets. What? You know, the cheerleaders.
by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

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Extremely distorted. No longer resembling the idea presented by the original.
The bastardized photo showed me having sex with a monkey.
by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

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the act of being gay; homosexuality at its greatest
Greg is a pirate smoker.
by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 21, 2003

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the sweet love box; the area between a girl's thighs.
She wasn't wearing any panties and you could totally see her schwammy.
by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

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A slutty hottie.
That girl in the thong is one hella slotty.
by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

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someone who is extremely old and ugly.
Man, the mall is full of olglies in the morning.
by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 21, 2003

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Liking in nature and physical appearance to Moe of "The Simpsons".
Why must I be so damn Moe'ish. I'll never get a girlfriend.
by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

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