1.) Character from His Dark Materials series. Baddest motherfucker around. Drives a hot-air balloon and don't take shit from nobody.
2.) Someone who displays aggressive levels of bad-assness.
2.) Someone who displays aggressive levels of bad-assness.
Definition 2:
"Did you just see that guy shoot the other dude with a .45 cocked sideways, blindfolded!? In a snow storm?!"
"He's one bad-ass Lee Scoresby."
"Did you just see that guy shoot the other dude with a .45 cocked sideways, blindfolded!? In a snow storm?!"
"He's one bad-ass Lee Scoresby."
by Zegeroth September 26, 2007
An ancient empyreal beast that is both ape and cat, and entirely man, hailing from the frigid northern reaches of Finland. It is widely accepted that Apecat is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
by Zegeroth August 03, 2007
Short for Therizinosaurus, a dinosaur that pwns T-Rex. In the face. It's got two-foot-long claws like freakin scythes and a neck like a giraffe to spot prey. When it sees some other pussy dinosaur, it goes for the kill, hacking its victims to death and stabbing their soft, vulnerable throats with its vicious claws of doom.
OMG it's a therizino fighting a Tyrannosaurus!
*therizino kicks other dinosaur's ass*
Woah, that was sweet.
*therizino comes to kick your ass*
holy shit im gettin stabbed by a therizino dis is awsum!1111@@@
*therizino kicks other dinosaur's ass*
Woah, that was sweet.
*therizino comes to kick your ass*
holy shit im gettin stabbed by a therizino dis is awsum!1111@@@
by Zegeroth September 19, 2007
When a female stands on her hands or lies on her shoulders with her vagina facing the ceiling; then her partner separates the lips and pours a cocktail of delicious beverages into said vagina, and drinks from it with a straw.
Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.
Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.
He was thirsty, so I gave him an Alabama sippy cup.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.
by Zegeroth August 04, 2007
A word that is often used to refer to racists, sexists, etc. But really just means anyone shallow, selfish, spiteful, unforgiving, and who generally has their head up their ass. Racists and homophobes are not necessarily "hateful". The word you're looking for is "bigot".
by Zegeroth September 17, 2007
1. The first full-length release by Canadian metal band Protest the Hero. Kezia is essentially a concept album (or "situationist requiem" as the band members have called it), tracing the interconnected stories of three people - Kezia, a young woman sentenced to death, the prison guard ordered to execute her, and the prison priest presiding over her execution - in a very deep and emotional way. the lyrics were written by bassist Arif Mirabdolbaghi, a poet in the very sense of the word. Perhaps more impressive, the band members began writing the music when they were teenagers and taught themselves how to play it for years, and play excellently at that. Whether you label them as "emo" or not, anyone who does not at the very least acknowledge the band's exceptional talent and the musicianship displayed in Kezia, is either hearing-impaired, or devoid of any musical taste whatsoever and in the latter case, must be immediately ear-stabbed. In short, Kezia is an aural and lyrical orgasm.
2. Anything which causes a sublime release of pleasure in the ear region.
2. Anything which causes a sublime release of pleasure in the ear region.
by Zegeroth August 04, 2007
by Zegeroth August 03, 2007