Zegeroth's definitions

Alabama Sippy Cup

When a female stands on her hands or lies on her shoulders with her vagina facing the ceiling; then her partner separates the lips and pours a cocktail of delicious beverages into said vagina, and drinks from it with a straw.

Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.

He was thirsty, so I gave him an Alabama sippy cup.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

fun size

Ironically enough, not fun.

Give me a king size Snickers any day. Now THAT's fun size.

by Zegeroth October 10, 2007

clipside

A fake word invented by The Mars Volta. It was actually a typo; lead singer Cedric was trying to type "flipside". Rather than change it, Cedric thought it sounded cool so they kept it.

"Clipside of a pinkeye flight..."

by Zegeroth October 10, 2007

therizino

Short for Therizinosaurus, a dinosaur that pwns T-Rex. In the face. It's got two-foot-long claws like freakin scythes and a neck like a giraffe to spot prey. When it sees some other pussy dinosaur, it goes for the kill, hacking its victims to death and stabbing their soft, vulnerable throats with its vicious claws of doom.

OMG it's a therizino fighting a Tyrannosaurus!
*therizino kicks other dinosaur's ass*
Woah, that was sweet.
*therizino comes to kick your ass*
holy shit im gettin stabbed by a therizino dis is awsum!1111@@@

by Zegeroth October 3, 2007

chough

The common name of Pyrrhocorax, a genus of European blackbirds related to crows. There are two species of chough, the Alphine Chough and the Red-billed Chough. Named after the sound they make, which resembles a grown man being forcefed penis through his nasal cavity.

I am getting tired of that chough choughing outside my window.

by Zegeroth September 30, 2007

Lee Scoresby

1.) Character from His Dark Materials series. Baddest motherfucker around. Drives a hot-air balloon and don't take shit from nobody.

2.) Someone who displays aggressive levels of bad-assness.

Definition 2:

"Did you just see that guy shoot the other dude with a .45 cocked sideways, blindfolded!? In a snow storm?!"
"He's one bad-ass Lee Scoresby."

by Zegeroth October 11, 2007

binoculars

The best tool for spying on your neighbors.

Ever since that hot chick moved in next door, my eyes have not left my binoculars. Oh shit she saw me!

by Zegeroth October 10, 2007