Lee Scoresby

1.) Character from His Dark Materials series. Baddest motherfucker around. Drives a hot-air balloon and don't take shit from nobody.

2.) Someone who displays aggressive levels of bad-assness.

Definition 2:

"Did you just see that guy shoot the other dude with a .45 cocked sideways, blindfolded!? In a snow storm?!"
"He's one bad-ass Lee Scoresby."

by Zegeroth October 11, 2007

chough

The common name of Pyrrhocorax, a genus of European blackbirds related to crows. There are two species of chough, the Alphine Chough and the Red-billed Chough. Named after the sound they make, which resembles a grown man being forcefed penis through his nasal cavity.

I am getting tired of that chough choughing outside my window.

by Zegeroth September 30, 2007

binoculars

The best tool for spying on your neighbors.

Ever since that hot chick moved in next door, my eyes have not left my binoculars. Oh shit she saw me!

by Zegeroth October 10, 2007

therizino

Short for Therizinosaurus, a dinosaur that pwns T-Rex. In the face. It's got two-foot-long claws like freakin scythes and a neck like a giraffe to spot prey. When it sees some other pussy dinosaur, it goes for the kill, hacking its victims to death and stabbing their soft, vulnerable throats with its vicious claws of doom.

OMG it's a therizino fighting a Tyrannosaurus!
*therizino kicks other dinosaur's ass*
Woah, that was sweet.
*therizino comes to kick your ass*
holy shit im gettin stabbed by a therizino dis is awsum!1111@@@

by Zegeroth October 03, 2007

tssss, um yeeeah...

a sound people make in response to an awkward, unintelligible, or odd comment or question in an attempt to sound like a pretentious prick. Used predominantly by sarcastic assholes and ditzy teenage girls

Nerdy guy: "I'm having a get-together this weekend. It would be great if I could see you there. What do you say?"
Ditzy teenage girl: "tssss, um yeeeah... I don't think so."

Girl walks away, leaving nerdy guy thinking "What a bitch."

by Zegeroth August 04, 2007

Apecat

An ancient empyreal beast that is both ape and cat, and entirely man, hailing from the frigid northern reaches of Finland. It is widely accepted that Apecat is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Apecat is da shit.
Fuck yeah.

by Zegeroth August 04, 2007

fun size

Ironically enough, not fun.

Give me a king size Snickers any day. Now THAT's fun size.

by Zegeroth October 10, 2007