Zegeroth's definitions

Kezia

1. The first full-length release by Canadian metal band Protest the Hero. Kezia is essentially a concept album (or "situationist requiem" as the band members have called it), tracing the interconnected stories of three people - Kezia, a young woman sentenced to death, the prison guard ordered to execute her, and the prison priest presiding over her execution - in a very deep and emotional way. the lyrics were written by bassist Arif Mirabdolbaghi, a poet in the very sense of the word. Perhaps more impressive, the band members began writing the music when they were teenagers and taught themselves how to play it for years, and play excellently at that. Whether you label them as "emo" or not, anyone who does not at the very least acknowledge the band's exceptional talent and the musicianship displayed in Kezia, is either hearing-impaired, or devoid of any musical taste whatsoever and in the latter case, must be immediately ear-stabbed. In short, Kezia is an aural and lyrical orgasm.

2. Anything which causes a sublime release of pleasure in the ear region.

"My girl and I tried aural sex last nite."
"How was it?"
"It was fucking kezia."

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

movie day

When the teacher is so hungover, he/she doesn't feel like doing their job, so they just play a movie on the projector.

After a hard night of partying, Mr. Wilford didn't feel like dealing with a class of thirty whiny brats, so we just had a movie day and he made us watch "Elf".

by Zegeroth October 2, 2007

clipside

A fake word invented by The Mars Volta. It was actually a typo; lead singer Cedric was trying to type "flipside". Rather than change it, Cedric thought it sounded cool so they kept it.

"Clipside of a pinkeye flight..."

by Zegeroth October 10, 2007

Lee Scoresby

1.) Character from His Dark Materials series. Baddest motherfucker around. Drives a hot-air balloon and don't take shit from nobody.

2.) Someone who displays aggressive levels of bad-assness.

Definition 2:

"Did you just see that guy shoot the other dude with a .45 cocked sideways, blindfolded!? In a snow storm?!"
"He's one bad-ass Lee Scoresby."

by Zegeroth October 11, 2007

hateful

A word that is often used to refer to racists, sexists, etc. But really just means anyone shallow, selfish, spiteful, unforgiving, and who generally has their head up their ass. Racists and homophobes are not necessarily "hateful". The word you're looking for is "bigot".

Hateful people should be tolerated and forgiven, not hated.

by Zegeroth September 30, 2007

en't

A slight phonetic and orthographical variant of ain't, a slang word that is a contraction of "am not". Usually understood to be a direct variant of an't. May be accompanied by innit.

Bloody wankeh stole my girl! That en't right, innit?

by Zegeroth August 3, 2007

Apecat

An ancient empyreal beast that is both ape and cat, and entirely man, hailing from the frigid northern reaches of Finland. It is widely accepted that Apecat is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Apecat is da shit.
Fuck yeah.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007