Zegeroth's definitions

Apecat

An ancient empyreal beast that is both ape and cat, and entirely man, hailing from the frigid northern reaches of Finland. It is widely accepted that Apecat is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Apecat is da shit.
Fuck yeah.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

movie day

When the teacher is so hungover, he/she doesn't feel like doing their job, so they just play a movie on the projector.

After a hard night of partying, Mr. Wilford didn't feel like dealing with a class of thirty whiny brats, so we just had a movie day and he made us watch "Elf".

by Zegeroth October 2, 2007

Alabama Sippy Cup

When a female stands on her hands or lies on her shoulders with her vagina facing the ceiling; then her partner separates the lips and pours a cocktail of delicious beverages into said vagina, and drinks from it with a straw.

Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.

He was thirsty, so I gave him an Alabama sippy cup.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

en't

A slight phonetic and orthographical variant of ain't, a slang word that is a contraction of "am not". Usually understood to be a direct variant of an't. May be accompanied by innit.

Bloody wankeh stole my girl! That en't right, innit?

by Zegeroth August 3, 2007

hateful

A word that is often used to refer to racists, sexists, etc. But really just means anyone shallow, selfish, spiteful, unforgiving, and who generally has their head up their ass. Racists and homophobes are not necessarily "hateful". The word you're looking for is "bigot".

Hateful people should be tolerated and forgiven, not hated.

by Zegeroth September 30, 2007

cockholster

the mouth of anyone, male or female, who consistently spews crap

You have no idea what you are babbling about. Shut your cockholster this minute.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

clipside

A fake word invented by The Mars Volta. It was actually a typo; lead singer Cedric was trying to type "flipside". Rather than change it, Cedric thought it sounded cool so they kept it.

"Clipside of a pinkeye flight..."

by Zegeroth October 10, 2007