Zack's definitions

shafted

another word for pwned/owned/served.

Also means to be analed by your cell-mate.

Bubba shafted that noob.

by Zack May 13, 2004

Hanus

Hanus, short for H-Anus meaning Hairy Anus. A hanus is a hairy anus. Someone who is hanus is being, or resembling a hairy anus.

Damn, that's Hanus!

Wow, you're a friggin' Hanus.

by Zack September 2, 2003

Bouncin'

To leave one thing and go to do another; a transistion of action.
To bounce from place to place, go to another location or leave the original location.

My cronnies and I bounced after we laughed it out with some friends at the comedy club.

by Zack August 20, 2004

air quotes

when whilst you are saying something, you hold your the pointer and middle fingers of yoru hands up in the air curled as if to make quotation marks as if to make the thing you said sound peculiar or strange. also used as a taunt.

Martha: wow, its been six years since i have seen you, whatever happened to your (air quotes) band?

Fred: hey! we turned out some really good stuff on our first CD!

Martha: fred, your (air quotes) band was only six guys and some italian stew pots.

by Zack June 4, 2004

aggro

getting all mad at somethin for no reason

You know, you didnt have to go all aggro on that speaker box.

by zack January 6, 2005

Lap-sit

To sit on one's lap, particually a female sexually pleasing a male; lapdance

The chic gave the deserving stud a lap-sit.

by Zack August 20, 2004

splodydopes

Dopes who 'splode themselves in public places. Also known as suicide or homicide bombers.

Palestinians fired guns and passed out sweets when a splodydope blew himself up at a Jerusalem pizzeria - killing 15 people, including 7 children, and injuring 130 (many of whom were maimed for life).

by Zack November 12, 2004