Zack's definitions

slave to the cock

Nickname for slave to the grind.

Slave to the ca-ca-ca-ca-COCK!!

by Zack February 12, 2005

shafted

another word for pwned/owned/served.

Also means to be analed by your cell-mate.

Bubba shafted that noob.

by Zack May 13, 2004

jelly bean

A term for a person who has a small penis. Derived from the running joke that the person's penis was so small it resembled a jelly bean in size and dimension.

"Zack got upset when his friends called him jelly bean"

by Zack May 13, 2005

fuck bags

a womans tits, generally large enough to tit fuck.
A girl who likes her tits slapped really hard

Look at the fuck bags on Amy, she's bigger than her mom!!

by Zack December 27, 2003

Hanus

Hanus, short for H-Anus meaning Hairy Anus. A hanus is a hairy anus. Someone who is hanus is being, or resembling a hairy anus.

Damn, that's Hanus!

Wow, you're a friggin' Hanus.

by Zack September 2, 2003

pucknut

to be correct, or to agree with something

Chris-"Hey slut, you're really cool" Slut-"Pucknut!"

by Zack October 28, 2003

sad face

Something bad went your way

Billy said, "sad face" as he lost the game.

by zack July 10, 2004