Words Wired Weird's definitions

pleptitude

1. An ability that is perceived to be present, or presented, based on a person's credentials

"His CV was laden with pleptitudes"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.

"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Jam

A word that sounds funny.

Person A: "Jam!"

Person B: "Ah ha ha ha ha"

by Words Wired Weird February 5, 2008

MyFace

An internet addiction centered on narcissism and giving an illusionary sense of solipsism

"He's only got time for MyFace these days"

"Anything new happened on YourFace?"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Sentence!

A remark of approval following an elaborate act of speech (i.e. trumps 'word!', but is less dramatic than 'Paragraph!')

Person A - "The hypocrisy of this system so often gets me down, hegemonic brutality gives me creases in my brow"

Person B - "Sentence!"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Bismillah

A colloquial use of 'of course not', or 'I wouldn't dream of it"

"Bismillah, no, we will not let you go"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Confusionistic

Written or spoken with the intent to confuse, to serve the purposes of the writer or speaker (Most commonly, to seem more knowledgeable) and appropriately baffle the reader or listener.

Teacher - "The fragility of complex sentences is a constituent of their inter-capricity, further exaceberated by superfluous mechanisms of contra-dialogue and insistence-resistance, multiplied by hyperbole and disenfranchisement of discourse..."

Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"

Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"

(The conductor walks away, baffled)

Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008