Words Wired Weird's definitions

sweatcake

A person who wears make-up to the gym

"Hey, see that sweatcake over there? She looks like she's just come from the zombie studio and onto a treadmill"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

pleptitude

1. An ability that is perceived to be present, or presented, based on a person's credentials

"His CV was laden with pleptitudes"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Joggernaught

A person that steams past you on the pavement as if they had more of a moral right to be there as they are doing something 'healthy'

"I almost got knocked over by a joggernaught this morning"

"Watch out! joggernaught!!"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Jam

A word that sounds funny.

Person A: "Jam!"

Person B: "Ah ha ha ha ha"

by Words Wired Weird February 5, 2008

MyFace

An internet addiction centered on narcissism and giving an illusionary sense of solipsism

"He's only got time for MyFace these days"

"Anything new happened on YourFace?"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Bookface

1. A person who displays their emotions and inclinations clearly on their face

2. A person who spends most of their time in the company of books

1. "Don't tell me you liked those socks, I can read your bookface"

2. "She is turning into such a bookface - can't you convince her to join facebook?"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

clunkwork

The operation of a machinery that is not so refined to be designated 'clockwork', but nevertheless works

Person A: "Did we just go over a speedbump?"

Person B: "No, my car just operates by the principles of clunkwork"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008