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Joggernaught

A person that steams past you on the pavement as if they had more of a moral right to be there as they are doing something 'healthy'
"I almost got knocked over by a joggernaught this morning"

"Watch out! joggernaught!!"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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Jam

Person A: "Jam!"

Person B: "Ah ha ha ha ha"
by Words Wired Weird February 5, 2008
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Confusionistic

Written or spoken with the intent to confuse, to serve the purposes of the writer or speaker (Most commonly, to seem more knowledgeable) and appropriately baffle the reader or listener.
Teacher - "The fragility of complex sentences is a constituent of their inter-capricity, further exaceberated by superfluous mechanisms of contra-dialogue and insistence-resistance, multiplied by hyperbole and disenfranchisement of discourse..."

Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"

Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"

(The conductor walks away, baffled)

Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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MyFace

An internet addiction centered on narcissism and giving an illusionary sense of solipsism
"He's only got time for MyFace these days"

"Anything new happened on YourFace?"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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Bookface

1. A person who displays their emotions and inclinations clearly on their face

2. A person who spends most of their time in the company of books
1. "Don't tell me you liked those socks, I can read your bookface"

2. "She is turning into such a bookface - can't you convince her to join facebook?"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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clunkwork

The operation of a machinery that is not so refined to be designated 'clockwork', but nevertheless works
Person A: "Did we just go over a speedbump?"

Person B: "No, my car just operates by the principles of clunkwork"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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pleptitude

1. An ability that is perceived to be present, or presented, based on a person's credentials
"His CV was laden with pleptitudes"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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