Webster's definitions

Crapper

Latin crappus - to study, or to drop

a. Place or room in which one or many written text (i.e. Jugs, Playboy, Maxim, Sports Illustrated, Autoweek, etc.) are tediously studied by men

b. Place or room where sturdy brown logs are dropped in a porcelain container

c. A bad turn; something that has taken a turn for the worse

a. Alright! I think I'm going to read this in the crapper

b. Damn! I gotta drop a log! I'm going to the crapper.

c. Wow! This place has gone to the crapper!

by Webster June 9, 2004

sewer trout

A piece of feces. (Swims down a sewer channel as would a trout in a river.)

We saw plenty of sewer trout at the wastewater treatment facility this morning.

by Webster April 20, 2004

Goofwad

A dumb ass that doesn't have a clue and iritates the shit out of you.

Tell that goofwad to leave me alone while I'm on the phone!

by Webster January 26, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 18, 2004

eatee

what an eater eats

The eater can not eat the eatee.

by Webster April 5, 2003

mold rat

1 - N. A superior user. One greater than all others.
2 - A. Something of interest to everyone. See "Cool"

1: Hey, hes Mold Rat.
2: Thats totally Mold Rat!

by Webster September 14, 2003

bond

lifeless pussy who happens to be Robbs' bitch

he's bond

by Webster April 21, 2004