Webster's definitions

Zwelch

An online name chosen by homosexuals.

A person with any internet identity sharing any form of the word "Zwelch" is homosexual in real life.

by Webster April 30, 2004

Crapper

Latin crappus - to study, or to drop

a. Place or room in which one or many written text (i.e. Jugs, Playboy, Maxim, Sports Illustrated, Autoweek, etc.) are tediously studied by men

b. Place or room where sturdy brown logs are dropped in a porcelain container

c. A bad turn; something that has taken a turn for the worse

a. Alright! I think I'm going to read this in the crapper

b. Damn! I gotta drop a log! I'm going to the crapper.

c. Wow! This place has gone to the crapper!

by Webster June 9, 2004

biology

The study of life.

Also, a boring class, which gives a lot of homework that I should be doing right now.

Much of the worlds photosynthesis is carried out by bacteria. Photosynthetic bacteria can be classified into four major groups....

see? no one cares.

by webster February 9, 2005

pollar

n. 1. pollar = popped + collar
2. white boys who pop their collars and think it's cool

Hey man, do you want to hit up Faneuil Hall tonight? Nah, let's go somewhere else, there are too many pollars there.

by Webster October 26, 2006

Respect

To love.

Mr. K respects beer. He loves it a lot.

by Webster May 1, 2004

duhhead

angels definition lol watever it means ask her not me lmao

Your such a duhhead KoZz...

by WEBSTER January 21, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 18, 2004