Webster's definitions

distrubing

The quality of being or ability to become homosexual or metrosexual.

Olzen is very distrubing.

by Webster June 23, 2004

zero hour

When a countdown is scheduled to end. Alternatively, a deadline.

From Elton John's "Rocket Man"

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero Hour, 9 A.M.
And I'm gonna be high...
As a kite by then.

by Webster October 6, 2003

cause-heads

Individuals who take an issue and stick with it or protest it for about a week; a mob of liberal environmentalists concerned about everything but doing little about it

As you walked around the anti-globalization protest, you could hear the animal rights cause-heads chanting "Save the whales!"

by Webster September 30, 2004

micropenis

A penis shorter then .75 inches

Onilink9000

by Webster July 4, 2003

cootifying

the act of dispersing cooties to willing or unwilling parties. aka- making out

after the next tyrannasaurusr rex i make out with, i'm all yours for the cootifying

by webster February 1, 2004

vortex

derrogatory name for the asshole, known by few.

Mark DePippo bent over with his pants down and I could see straight down his vortex.

by Webster January 3, 2005

big flop

A very small penis. Under 3 inches. See wretchy.

I pull down my big flop. (small dick)

by Webster August 13, 2003