Webster's definitions

micropenis

A penis shorter then .75 inches

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by Webster July 4, 2003

recycle

lose a ho
gain a ho

I just couldn't take it anymore, time to recycle her ass!

by webster November 25, 2004

steez

Skills so good, that things can be done with "stupid ease". Related words: steezy, steezed out.

Yo, did you see him do that? Damn, he has so much steez. Dude does it so good and makes it look easy.

by webster April 17, 2005

Blast Off

Having to take a mighty shit in someone else's toilet in there house, and hoping they don't smell it before you leave.

"After that cup of coffee, I need to blast off in Danya's shitter!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

toby konno

1. - straight bad ass.

"Wow, he could "toby konno" if he gets gold in every event for the fourth time in a row"!

by Webster December 3, 2004

vortex

derrogatory name for the asshole, known by few.

Mark DePippo bent over with his pants down and I could see straight down his vortex.

by Webster January 3, 2005

chortle

to gag as if something was hitting the back of your throat

Snoop chortled as he inhaled the large wiener.

by webster October 3, 2003