Webster's definitions

Goofwad

A dumb ass that doesn't have a clue and iritates the shit out of you.

Tell that goofwad to leave me alone while I'm on the phone!

by Webster January 26, 2004

sewer trout

A piece of feces. (Swims down a sewer channel as would a trout in a river.)

We saw plenty of sewer trout at the wastewater treatment facility this morning.

by Webster April 20, 2004

lobo

adj. 1. One who frags you without you knowing. 2. Provider of lumber and undead minions. 3. see fraggin bastich

LoBo fraged me. I never saw him coming.

by Webster April 11, 2003

Crapper

Latin crappus - to study, or to drop

a. Place or room in which one or many written text (i.e. Jugs, Playboy, Maxim, Sports Illustrated, Autoweek, etc.) are tediously studied by men

b. Place or room where sturdy brown logs are dropped in a porcelain container

c. A bad turn; something that has taken a turn for the worse

a. Alright! I think I'm going to read this in the crapper

b. Damn! I gotta drop a log! I'm going to the crapper.

c. Wow! This place has gone to the crapper!

by Webster June 9, 2004

TankHibbard5

Person who is unaware of his surroundings. Likes to be arrogant and thinks they are the best.

AOL screenname used for hacking.

Person or persons who smells funny/

Tankhibbard5: lol wassup?

Random Person: not much here.

Tankhibbard5: kewl kewl, not much goin on here. whatz u up 2

Random Person: Not much I guess.

Tankhibbard: yeah I am so tired from everything i had 2 du today cuz it was lot of work

Random person: um, do you speak english?

Tankhibbard: g2g ttyl cya bye

by Webster December 14, 2004

escared

When something on your computer or electronic has scared you shitless.

"Damn yo, that email escared the shit outta me!"

"You see that movie Virus? Yo, the robot at the end was escary!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

gold digger

When your girl or wife spends the money you make and saves all of hers for herself.

What is your is ours and what is mine is mine.

You make $1000 the bills are $1000 and your whole check is spent on the bills. She makes $300 and she keeps $300 to spend how she wants too.

by Webster June 10, 2003