Webster's definitions

lip liner

n. (lip lI'-ner) - for women, a frontal wedgie caused by the natural rise and snuggling of a string thong between the vulvae

(as opposed to a camel toe caused by outer wear ride ups)

v. - to give a female a lip liner

Ex 1: When Jess got a call, momentarily distracting her, Eric ran up and gave her a lip liner.

Ex 2: Spinning gives me lip liners... bad!

by Webster April 5, 2005

Goofwad

A dumb ass that doesn't have a clue and iritates the shit out of you.

Tell that goofwad to leave me alone while I'm on the phone!

by Webster January 26, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 18, 2004

sewer trout

A piece of feces. (Swims down a sewer channel as would a trout in a river.)

We saw plenty of sewer trout at the wastewater treatment facility this morning.

by Webster April 20, 2004

Amen

Greek: Truly, sure, of a truth, solemnly (amaen)
Verbal Adjective: firm, faithful
Conclusionary clause: so it is, so be it, may it be fulfilled

Hebrew (Aramaic): Conclusionary: So be it. Verbal Adjective: Faithful, firm.

English: Conclusionary word signaling the completion of a prayer (word, Greek: logos).

Amaen Amaen lego humin, "Truly Truly I say to you (plural)"

by Webster November 2, 2004

yankees fan

n; a front runner, a cocky homo loving(jeter) loser who "likes" the yankees so he has a chance to indentify with the glory and victory he will never achieve in his own life.

a snobby rich stock broker who knows nothing about baseball yet sits front row all season long who sneers at anyone who beats the yankees, parading yankees history as his own feat saying, " 26 championships" a glorified version of " scoreboard"

by webster October 15, 2003

Rag3d

1. A Sharp, disagreeable body odor.
2. One lacking basic skill.
3. A small mule.

1. No offense, sir - but you smell like Rag3d.
2. Our only chance rests with Rag3d. Damn, we are screwed.
3. Today I got on Rag3d and rode him until my thighs bled.

by Webster August 18, 2004