Webster's definitions

Goofwad

A dumb ass that doesn't have a clue and iritates the shit out of you.

Tell that goofwad to leave me alone while I'm on the phone!

by Webster January 26, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 18, 2004

big flop

A very small penis. Under 3 inches. See wretchy.

I pull down my big flop. (small dick)

by Webster August 13, 2003

sorry

apology; doesnt make everything all better after being overly used.

She was sorry, for the millionth time, and no one seemed to care.

by Webster January 1, 2005

butt mud

A particularly soft bowel movement, usually diarrhea-like.

After a hard night of drinking, I was a butt mud factory.

by Webster April 18, 2004

lobo

adj. 1. One who frags you without you knowing. 2. Provider of lumber and undead minions. 3. see fraggin bastich

LoBo fraged me. I never saw him coming.

by Webster April 11, 2003

escared

When something on your computer or electronic has scared you shitless.

"Damn yo, that email escared the shit outta me!"

"You see that movie Virus? Yo, the robot at the end was escary!"

by Webster March 31, 2003