Webster's definitions

vortex

derrogatory name for the asshole, known by few.

Mark DePippo bent over with his pants down and I could see straight down his vortex.

by Webster January 3, 2005

cause-heads

Individuals who take an issue and stick with it or protest it for about a week; a mob of liberal environmentalists concerned about everything but doing little about it

As you walked around the anti-globalization protest, you could hear the animal rights cause-heads chanting "Save the whales!"

by Webster September 30, 2004

zero hour

When a countdown is scheduled to end. Alternatively, a deadline.

From Elton John's "Rocket Man"

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero Hour, 9 A.M.
And I'm gonna be high...
As a kite by then.

by Webster October 6, 2003

green lantern

When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.

James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

FinalFantasyBarret

SK8Origin's Bitch!

by Webster September 14, 2003

defeted

When you don't win. You lose. Something like the word defeated but different.

Lora totally defeted Heather with the million gold stars she got on her chart.

by Webster January 12, 2005

grabass

An informal game in which the participants attempt to grab the posteriors of one another. Usually associated with horseplay.

I'm up here in the condo trying to call these little bastard teenagers for lunch, but they're down on the beach playing grabass with each other.

by Webster April 18, 2004