26 definitions by Urban humor
When you stubble on a sidewalk on absolutely nothing, yet you look back as if a huge curb jumped up and caused you to trip!
Mike: Did you just see that guy trip?
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!
by Urban humor September 21, 2017
The explosive reaction when told 5 days after Thanksgiving that left over turkey will be served for dinner.
Husband: What’s for dinner Honey?
Wife: Turkey...we have enough for one more dinner
Husband: Are you fucking kidding? I’m sick and damn tired of that same fucking turkey!
Wife: stop your damn turkey tantrum or you make dinner!!
Wife: Turkey...we have enough for one more dinner
Husband: Are you fucking kidding? I’m sick and damn tired of that same fucking turkey!
Wife: stop your damn turkey tantrum or you make dinner!!
by Urban humor November 27, 2017
Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating
by Urban humor May 23, 2019
The location of the urn containing the ashes of Trumps porn pictures and calendar of his date nights with Putin
Bob: Did you see that creepy new cemetery outside of D.C.?
Tim: Yes, that’s where they built the Trumpatorium!
Tim: Yes, that’s where they built the Trumpatorium!
by Urban humor March 16, 2018
The one person you always try to,avoid at the bar but he somehow seems to show up out of nowhere and spews his drunk stupidity at you.
My girlfriend and I were having a great time at the bar last night and out of nowhere Pat appears , completely drunk , talking about his latest female conquest. He is such a fucking Alcoholic Ninja!
by Urban humor May 27, 2017
Lisa and I had dinner at Loco Mexico last night and the Mexican Drano hit the porcelain an hour later.
by Urban humor August 9, 2017
by Urban humor January 10, 2020