26 definitions by Turd Ferguson

A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.
Shutup Mootbag
by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004
Term used to described a person with no life, because they have dedicated it to their computer. Also likely to be homosexuals, with small weiners.
Look at that td4guy over there, lets fuck that douche up.
by Turd Ferguson April 02, 2005
The worst swear in the world, is no other than the word: Tupac.
*world blows up*
by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004
a piece of shit that gets caught in your ass-hair.
I hate getting shit-letts
by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003
see above
(to the tune of some enchanted evening)
Some Enchanted Shit-lett,
Caught up in your ass-hair (can also look up),
Don't know how it got there,
But it'll come out someday.
by Turd Ferguson November 02, 2003
It is what everything else isn't. Everything else is somehting so the other thing is nothing.
Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.
by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004
noun. - a small compact car with plywood like walls and usually driven till destroyed.
1)a Ford Fiesta
2)That is one beautiful poopnut.
3)What is that poopnut doing in this show?!
by Turd Ferguson March 05, 2004

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