mootbag

A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.

Shutup Mootbag

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

mootbag

a gay man's version of a douche. In order to retain manliness a gay man uses a mootbag to clean his buttox after anul.

Bruce: Have You seen my mootbag?
Steven: I think Manuel took it last night.
Bruce: What a Whore!

by Michael Longley April 3, 2005