mootbag

A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.

Shutup Mootbag

mootbag by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

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a gay man's version of a douche. In order to retain manliness a gay man uses a mootbag to clean his buttox after anul.

Bruce: Have You seen my mootbag?
Steven: I think Manuel took it last night.
Bruce: What a Whore!

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moobage

Man boob cleavage that shows in shirts that are excessively too tight or revealing

Jorge has more moobage than Pam Anderson

moobage by grunt2531 March 11, 2007

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To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person while facing away from them. Reverse Teabag.

Victoria loves to be moonbagged as it gives her plenty of access to the buttclit.

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i saw your aunt trudis moobags

moobags by tony berry October 24, 2008

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Something that is a great distance away, as a bag on the moon is from any point on Earth.

John's farm in rural Virginia is a moonbag down 66 from Washington, D.C.

Moonbag by JLBSBGP January 6, 2011

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A genius of geniuses, a person of superior intelligence and insight, someone that is capable of becoming a leader of the galaxy.

It took a mootsagootsa to control the world by way of Heavens Aces In The Hole.

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