Pissed the bed

Catherine really pissed the bed when she thought her water broke.
by Turd ferguson August 23, 2014
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poopieturds

Turds and poopies mixed together.
Somone didnt flush the toilet, and the poopieturds had began to waterlog.
by Turd Ferguson March 28, 2004
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Ninny

1. An idiot
2. Short word for nincompoop
3. Someone who is afraid of everything and has no courage; see pansy
by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004
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clay

(noun)To reek of stinktitude; a person who obviously has no idea how rediculous he is.

(verb)to be oblivious to how incredibly rediculous you are
(noun)Vanilla ice is clay to the extreme.

(verb)That was the most clay ever.
by Turd Ferguson March 25, 2004
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stoled

past tense of stole, usually used by slack-jawed yokkles.
he done stoled my wheels!
by turd ferguson March 17, 2005
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Asshole Retard

n., 1. Someone who doesn't know his ass from a retard in the ground.

use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard."

Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard.
1. Those kids who do backyard wrestling. Somehow throwing your best friend off the roof of his house equals fun for these assholes. The retard portion is just kind of implied since they thought this was a good idea in the first place.

2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is.

3. Anyone with a mullet.

4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples.
by Turd Ferguson February 04, 2005
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Paseano

A nonexistant word used only by the mentally retarded/southerners. They think it makes them sound exotic when they say it even though everyone else wants to cut their throat. Billy Williams, you are an ässhole.
Billy Williams from Knightdale, NC - What's up paseano?
Random guy - You're fat
by Turd Ferguson December 30, 2004
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