26 definitions by Turd Ferguson

It is what everything else isn't. Everything else is somehting so the other thing is nothing.
Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.
by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004
The study of butt; a branch of biology.
Yo nigga, you feelin' my grill?
by Turd Ferguson November 02, 2004
Turds and poopies mixed together.
Somone didnt flush the toilet, and the poopieturds had began to waterlog.
by Turd Ferguson March 27, 2004
(noun)To reek of stinktitude; a person who obviously has no idea how rediculous he is.

(verb)to be oblivious to how incredibly rediculous you are
(noun)Vanilla ice is clay to the extreme.

(verb)That was the most clay ever.
by Turd Ferguson March 24, 2004
1. Shit
2. to deficate
If you don't pull this van over right now I will be forced to chaurpe on the cat!
by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005
A nonexistant word used only by the mentally retarded/southerners. They think it makes them sound exotic when they say it even though everyone else wants to cut their throat. Billy Williams, you are an ässhole.
Billy Williams from Knightdale, NC - What's up paseano?
Random guy - You're fat
by Turd Ferguson December 29, 2004
To be of coppolan descent, have long messy hair, and be "fashionably late.
Knock it off Copolla!
by Turd Ferguson January 26, 2004

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