Tristan's definitions

Sharkapult

A catapult that doesn't use rocks, but hungry sharks for ammunition.

the sharkapult is one of the 21st centuries most deadly weapon.

by tristan December 14, 2004

frealz

for real

Aznguy1: yo im pregnant
Aznguy2: no you arent..
Aznguy3: no frealz i am

by Tristan August 29, 2003

omfg boom

omfg boom cannon boom

Person1: did you see that
Person2: OMFG BOOM!

by tristan February 15, 2004

kombucha

A fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit.

Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school.

by Tristan September 10, 2003

zipper

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me

"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!

by tristan November 26, 2003

bikini queen

a self declared name by one of the secrectary in SIT CLUB (NYP) executive comitte 05.

hey 'bikini queen', not wearing bikini today ar?

by tristan February 19, 2005

fuckle

Its an exclamation for something really minor. If a pencil broke in half or if you dropped something, you could exclaim "Fuckle". It adds whimsy to an otherwise obscene expression

Upon dropping a quarter:
"Fuckle"

by Tristan December 6, 2003