Tristan's definitions

5 by 5

A small one room economy flat.

A tiny home, with small dementions that has everything including a cooking area, living space, and sleeping quarters in the same room. Usually the bathroom has it's own separate room or area that is closed off from the rest of the humble abode.

by Tristan December 21, 2003

hoy

This is a special word that has one proper meaning, it is used to describe bad fortune (eg. said after u see someone fall over or make any kind of mistake) or alternatively, a person who is mal-co-ordinated, or generally unfortunate (every group of friends has one, you know, the one who always gets a football in the nads)

(your mate is walking along and walks into a lampost)- your immediate reaction; HOY!!!!!!!!!!!

by TRISTAN January 3, 2004

naught

an ulgy girl. derived from scoring girls out of ten.

-"alright you naught"
-*slap*

by TRISTAN January 3, 2004

satchewski

a giant hudderite with huge ass hands

I hate Jon, he's such a satcheswki!

by Tristan February 4, 2004

RedSunEternal

An egotistical person who likes Redwall.

RedSunEternal is an egotistical person who likes Redwall

by Tristan October 16, 2003

Jesus murphy

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.

"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner

by Tristan October 22, 2003

Crunkification

The act of getting crunk, or being so crunk, that you are unable to speak, and must be referred to in the third person because you are unable to think or speak.

Yo, Tyreseus, we need some mad crunkification tonight so's we can fuck dese bitches.

by Tristan November 24, 2003