Tristan's definitions

kombucha

A fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit.

Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school.

by Tristan September 10, 2003

zipper

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me

"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!

by tristan November 26, 2003

5 by 5

A small one room economy flat.

A tiny home, with small dementions that has everything including a cooking area, living space, and sleeping quarters in the same room. Usually the bathroom has it's own separate room or area that is closed off from the rest of the humble abode.

by Tristan December 21, 2003

satchewski

a giant hudderite with huge ass hands

I hate Jon, he's such a satcheswki!

by Tristan February 4, 2004

hater

ignorant jealous person that is envious of others; see tristan

'tristan is a fuckin hater, kid'

by tristan July 11, 2004

RiceNigger

A person of oriental racial backround.

A RiceNigger moved into my neighbourhood.

by Tristan June 6, 2004

Chewbism

A Religon that worshopr and idolizes Wookies and Chewbacca as dieties

I have to go every sunday morning to my church of Chewbism.

by Tristan June 6, 2004