Tristan's definitions

Sharkapult

A catapult that doesn't use rocks, but hungry sharks for ammunition.

the sharkapult is one of the 21st centuries most deadly weapon.

by tristan December 14, 2004

zipper

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me

"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!

by tristan November 26, 2003

omfg boom

omfg boom cannon boom

Person1: did you see that
Person2: OMFG BOOM!

by tristan February 15, 2004

satchewski

a giant hudderite with huge ass hands

I hate Jon, he's such a satcheswki!

by Tristan February 4, 2004

kombucha

A fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit.

Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school.

by Tristan September 10, 2003

RedSunEternal

An egotistical person who likes Redwall.

RedSunEternal is an egotistical person who likes Redwall

by Tristan October 16, 2003

RiceNigger

A person of oriental racial backround.

A RiceNigger moved into my neighbourhood.

by Tristan June 6, 2004