Tristan's definitions

Ah tan

discipline master hu seems to strike fear in the hearts of students in Serangoon Garden.

various forms of torturous punishments like apolo turn, and the cock steaming cane. (where he wld let the guys watch porn and when it is straight, he wld whack it so hard u wish u nv had a dick)

"I have a prefect hu live in Jurong and he is never late for school!"

"George come here! Do the appolo turn now!"

by Tristan April 26, 2005

Dude

Dood n.

Old West, circa 1870s term for east coast, tarted up yanks gone west, to either get dirty up to their arse or get killed, while pursuing some futile gold rush.

Where the fuck did the DUDE get killed?
At the fucking creek, where the DUDE went down on one hell of a mother fucking gold strike to fucking hell, the fucking cocksucker.

by Tristan December 21, 2004

Chewbacco

A kind of snuff that utilizes Chewbacca for more flavour. It Satisfies

Chewbacco. It satisfies

by Tristan June 6, 2004

naught

an ulgy girl. derived from scoring girls out of ten.

-"alright you naught"
-*slap*

by TRISTAN January 3, 2004

town shit

meaning something is "of the town" , also another way of saying clownin, (originating in norcal) (but if u wanna get the best definition u should ask the master of town shit, kyan, himself)

hittin tha hookah bar in el cerrito, thats town shit. i ain't tryin to go to yur wack party.... ahh man thats town shit

by Tristan January 25, 2005

Perfect Man

see Tristan

Tristan is the Perfect Man

by Tristan June 4, 2004

Chewbism

A Religon that worshopr and idolizes Wookies and Chewbacca as dieties

I have to go every sunday morning to my church of Chewbism.

by Tristan June 6, 2004