Tristan's definitions

Blue Smartie Syndrome

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.

"What? Two BOXES? That's enough sugar for them to have a high of several hours!"

by Tristan March 20, 2005

RedSunEternal

An egotistical person who likes Redwall.

RedSunEternal is an egotistical person who likes Redwall

by Tristan October 16, 2003

Chewbism

A Religon that worshopr and idolizes Wookies and Chewbacca as dieties

I have to go every sunday morning to my church of Chewbism.

by Tristan June 6, 2004

RiceNigger

A person of oriental racial backround.

A RiceNigger moved into my neighbourhood.

by Tristan June 6, 2004

Crunkification

The act of getting crunk, or being so crunk, that you are unable to speak, and must be referred to in the third person because you are unable to think or speak.

Yo, Tyreseus, we need some mad crunkification tonight so's we can fuck dese bitches.

by Tristan November 24, 2003

misn

an interval of time shorter than a minute but longer than a second.

i've been waiting for misns!

by tristan February 27, 2004

5 by 5

A small one room economy flat.

A tiny home, with small dementions that has everything including a cooking area, living space, and sleeping quarters in the same room. Usually the bathroom has it's own separate room or area that is closed off from the rest of the humble abode.

by Tristan December 21, 2003