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smoosh

A combination of two (possibly more) words to form one word. A virtual staple on Urbandictionary.
Smoosh of hill and mountain: mill

Smoosh of lion and tiger: liger
by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012
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hebronics

As "ebonics" means ebony+phonics = blackspeak, "hebronics" means hebrew+phonics = jewspeak.
Oy ve, you shmuck!

That's hebronics for "God damn, mother fucker!"
by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011
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longboarding

Its practicers are attracted to the long, phallic shape. They think they are more manly than anyone else who rolls, because of the board's penile shape and the riding style: standing stoicly like a man, without squatting, thrusting, or contorting of any sort.

No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.

In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
Longboarding looks kinda cool...oh wait, that old lady just passed him on her grandma's bike.
by TreeWeezel April 9, 2011
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knifemanship

Marksmanship, for knives. The discipline of knife-handling, covering skill in precision and speed of cutting, all with cavalier style. Also covers selection, care, safety, maintenance, and never once cutting yourself.
mom: who will carve the roast beast?
knifeman: allow me.

<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.
by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011
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chanukah

Festival of Lights. Commonly known as the time Jews made some piddly amount of oil burn for 8 days.

An excellent time for candle displays, latkes, and Horrah music.
Jew: "Have some bubbly, greasy latkes!"

Dude: "Oy, this is why people were actually suprised that Jews could be stingy with oil. I think I understand Chanukah."
by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010
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LBGTQAH

LBGT: Lesbian, Bisexual, Gay, and Transgender. Well established acronym. However the group should be all-inclusive, so three more letters have been added.

The additional letters are for Asexual, Hermaphrodite, and Questioning (anybody still in sexual limbo)
On alternate Tuesdays the LBGTQAH Society meets at the Unitarian Church

Why don't you like big boobs? Are you LGBTQAH?
by TreeWeezel October 12, 2011
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Bob Hemp

A most crafty way to refer to marijuana. Particularly useful for dealers who solicit lay people in public, because it is obvious ("hemp"), yet anyone who overhears will assume you are speaking about Bob Hope.
Stoner: Sister, I heard you were interested in Bob Hemp

Nun: I certainly am.

Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!

Nun: That was close.

<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>
by TreeWeezel April 21, 2011
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