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by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012
Get the smooshmug. by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011
Get the hebronicsmug. Its practicers are attracted to the long, phallic shape. They think they are more manly than anyone else who rolls, because of the board's penile shape and the riding style: standing stoicly like a man, without squatting, thrusting, or contorting of any sort.
No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.
In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.
In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
by TreeWeezel April 9, 2011
Get the longboardingmug. Marksmanship, for knives. The discipline of knife-handling, covering skill in precision and speed of cutting, all with cavalier style. Also covers selection, care, safety, maintenance, and never once cutting yourself.
mom: who will carve the roast beast?
knifeman: allow me.
<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.
knifeman: allow me.
<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.
by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011
Get the knifemanshipmug. Festival of Lights. Commonly known as the time Jews made some piddly amount of oil burn for 8 days.
An excellent time for candle displays, latkes, and Horrah music.
An excellent time for candle displays, latkes, and Horrah music.
Jew: "Have some bubbly, greasy latkes!"
Dude: "Oy, this is why people were actually suprised that Jews could be stingy with oil. I think I understand Chanukah."
Dude: "Oy, this is why people were actually suprised that Jews could be stingy with oil. I think I understand Chanukah."
by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010
Get the chanukahmug. LBGT: Lesbian, Bisexual, Gay, and Transgender. Well established acronym. However the group should be all-inclusive, so three more letters have been added.
The additional letters are for Asexual, Hermaphrodite, and Questioning (anybody still in sexual limbo)
The additional letters are for Asexual, Hermaphrodite, and Questioning (anybody still in sexual limbo)
On alternate Tuesdays the LBGTQAH Society meets at the Unitarian Church
Why don't you like big boobs? Are you LGBTQAH?
Why don't you like big boobs? Are you LGBTQAH?
by TreeWeezel October 12, 2011
Get the LBGTQAHmug. A most crafty way to refer to marijuana. Particularly useful for dealers who solicit lay people in public, because it is obvious ("hemp"), yet anyone who overhears will assume you are speaking about Bob Hope.
Stoner: Sister, I heard you were interested in Bob Hemp
Nun: I certainly am.
Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!
Nun: That was close.
<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>
Nun: I certainly am.
Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!
Nun: That was close.
<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>
by TreeWeezel April 21, 2011
Get the Bob Hempmug.