TreeWeezel's definitions
DJ technique - the result is a "hit" sound. It works best with a brass chord sample.
In parallel he bumps the record forward and opens the crossfader for a split second, which sounds like a short hard note.
In parallel he bumps the record forward and opens the crossfader for a split second, which sounds like a short hard note.
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2011

by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011

"Hola, Chinga."
"Who you callin Chinga, chinga?"
"Estas la chinga, chinga."
"Oh this is on, gordita!"
Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues.
"Who you callin Chinga, chinga?"
"Estas la chinga, chinga."
"Oh this is on, gordita!"
Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues.
by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010

Dude: "Somebody boiled the shit out of these green beans!"
Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"
Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"
by TreeWeezel November 19, 2010

There are two ways to say y'all: the black way and the southern way. Y'all is the black way and yall is the southern way.
Y'all is spoken with two syllables: ye-ALL. It can be heard up and down the east coast. It's just "ya" and "all" very close together.
Yall is spoken with one long syllable: YAAAWWL. It's very lazy sounding and only unashamed southerners use it.
Y'all is spoken with two syllables: ye-ALL. It can be heard up and down the east coast. It's just "ya" and "all" very close together.
Yall is spoken with one long syllable: YAAAWWL. It's very lazy sounding and only unashamed southerners use it.
Y'all want to hear some sick rhymes?
Yall want to hear some banjo pickin?
Y'all want to roll in my Caprice?
Yall want to ride on my tractor?
Yall want to hear some banjo pickin?
Y'all want to roll in my Caprice?
Yall want to ride on my tractor?
by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011

Tendency of the west coast to overrate. For instance, if a show has rave reviews in Frisco you should wait until it gets as far east as Chicago before believing it.
Possible explanations include laidback, non-critical attitudes, drug use, and simply less exposure to good culture.
The term originated in the drum corps circle, where corps are numerically judged across the country and the scores coming from the west are disregarded.
Possible explanations include laidback, non-critical attitudes, drug use, and simply less exposure to good culture.
The term originated in the drum corps circle, where corps are numerically judged across the country and the scores coming from the west are disregarded.
Wow, these guys are supposed to be fantastic!
Don't believe the hype, it's just west coast inflation.
Don't believe the hype, it's just west coast inflation.
by TreeWeezel August 5, 2011

Its practicers are attracted to the long, phallic shape. They think they are more manly than anyone else who rolls, because of the board's penile shape and the riding style: standing stoicly like a man, without squatting, thrusting, or contorting of any sort.
No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.
In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.
In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
by TreeWeezel April 9, 2011
