TreeWeezel's definitions

longboarding

Its practicers are attracted to the long, phallic shape. They think they are more manly than anyone else who rolls, because of the board's penile shape and the riding style: standing stoicly like a man, without squatting, thrusting, or contorting of any sort.

No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.

In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.

Longboarding looks kinda cool...oh wait, that old lady just passed him on her grandma's bike.

by TreeWeezel April 9, 2011

y'all

There are two ways to say y'all: the black way and the southern way. Y'all is the black way and yall is the southern way.

Y'all is spoken with two syllables: ye-ALL. It can be heard up and down the east coast. It's just "ya" and "all" very close together.

Yall is spoken with one long syllable: YAAAWWL. It's very lazy sounding and only unashamed southerners use it.

Y'all want to hear some sick rhymes?

Yall want to hear some banjo pickin?

Y'all want to roll in my Caprice?

Yall want to ride on my tractor?

by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011

grain bains

Short, fat string beans which have been boiled for far too long. Served ubiquitously in the south.

Dude: "Somebody boiled the shit out of these green beans!"

Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"

by TreeWeezel November 19, 2010

smoosh

A combination of two (possibly more) words to form one word. A virtual staple on Urbandictionary.

Smoosh of hill and mountain: mill

Smoosh of lion and tiger: liger

by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012

hebronics

As "ebonics" means ebony+phonics = blackspeak, "hebronics" means hebrew+phonics = jewspeak.

Oy ve, you shmuck!

That's hebronics for "God damn, mother fucker!"

by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011

worse in 3D

Means something is not as good in real life as online, in print, or in your imagination.

(Pokes fun by blurring the line between virtual reality and real life, which has always been in 3D)

Dude 1: That's a fly honey! (picture of girl)
Dude 2: You'd be surprised, she looks worse in 3D.

by TreeWeezel November 30, 2011

mulanize

To chop an object into tiny pieces, as Mulan did to the Huns in the movie of the same title.

My kite flew into the fan and was mulanized.

I mulanized the chicken with a deboner.

by TreeWeezel August 25, 2011