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Drill SGT – “Soldier! What in the hell are you doing with that damn pentagram ring on?”
Fat chick with dyed red hair - “It’s part of my religion I’m not a devil worshiper or a witch, I worship nature and have both a god and a goddess and blah blah blah I’m so freakin’ unique and special and blah blah blah the three fold law and blah blah blah candles and covens and ….. ”
(45 min later)
Drill SGT - “Right….. so you’re one of those freaking wicker chair people that play Dungeons and Dragons and dance around a fire naked with a bunch of other fat retards while listening to that crappy Celtic music. Carry on.”
Fat chick with dyed red hair - “It’s part of my religion I’m not a devil worshiper or a witch, I worship nature and have both a god and a goddess and blah blah blah I’m so freakin’ unique and special and blah blah blah the three fold law and blah blah blah candles and covens and ….. ”
(45 min later)
Drill SGT - “Right….. so you’re one of those freaking wicker chair people that play Dungeons and Dragons and dance around a fire naked with a bunch of other fat retards while listening to that crappy Celtic music. Carry on.”
by Trav March 28, 2005
Get the wicker chair mug.Military slang term for the way that 90% of the people of Asia sit. To properly execute the kimchi squat you must be able to touch your buttocks to your Achilles’ tendons while simultaneously keeping your feet firmly planted flat on the ground.
Most Asians can hold this position for hours while waiting on a bus, smoking a cigarette, shooting the shit, or just taking one.
Fewer than 5% of the population of the USA can execute this modified sitting position.
Most Asians can hold this position for hours while waiting on a bus, smoking a cigarette, shooting the shit, or just taking one.
Fewer than 5% of the population of the USA can execute this modified sitting position.
"Jones has gone so native; he was spotted on the street corner in the kimchi squat eating boiled fish paste on a stick."
"I thought that old lady was trying to give me head on the bus yesterday when she did the kimchi squat right in front of me"
"I thought that old lady was trying to give me head on the bus yesterday when she did the kimchi squat right in front of me"
by Trav July 12, 2005
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by Trav March 28, 2005
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“Hey, that new Air Force chick that showed up at the office yesterday is hot.”
“You don’t have a chance dude. She was in my class at the Defense Language Institute, she’s a freaking M & M and a half.”
“You don’t have a chance dude. She was in my class at the Defense Language Institute, she’s a freaking M & M and a half.”
by Trav October 21, 2004
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Get the slow elk mug.John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.
Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.
by Trav March 28, 2005
Get the John Wayne toilet paper mug.Military term used to describe a new or inexperienced soldier. Can also be used by Asian prostitutes to describe a virgin.
by Trav September 24, 2004
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