Trav's definitions

zonk

Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars.

Man, this morning it was 34 degrees and pissing rain. Thank god First Seargent called a zonk.

1SG : “Company!!”
Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!”
1SG: “Atten-sion!!.....ZONK!!!!”

by Trav October 1, 2004

hajji

Term used in the U.S. military for person of Arab/Middle Eastern descent. Supposedly in arabic the word Hajji is added to a person's name to signify that they've made the Hadj pilgramage to Mecca.

Our convoy took sniper and RPG fire from group of 8-10 hajjis.

by Trav September 24, 2004

cherry boy

Military term used to describe a new or inexperienced soldier. Can also be used by Asian prostitutes to describe a virgin.

Watch out troop. The juicy girls can sniff out a cherry boy at 100 meters.

by Trav September 24, 2004

John Wayne toilet paper

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

by Trav March 28, 2005

slow elk

Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.

Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.

by Trav September 24, 2004

M & M

Abbreviation for marine mattress. Slang term for a woman or guy that only gives up the booty to marines.

“Hey, that new Air Force chick that showed up at the office yesterday is hot.”
“You don’t have a chance dude. She was in my class at the Defense Language Institute, she’s a freaking M & M and a half.”

by Trav October 21, 2004

wicker chair

Wicker Chair – Military slang term for practitioners of the Wiccan religion.

Drill SGT – “Soldier! What in the hell are you doing with that damn pentagram ring on?”

Fat chick with dyed red hair - “It’s part of my religion I’m not a devil worshiper or a witch, I worship nature and have both a god and a goddess and blah blah blah I’m so freakin’ unique and special and blah blah blah the three fold law and blah blah blah candles and covens and ….. ”

(45 min later)

Drill SGT - “Right….. so you’re one of those freaking wicker chair people that play Dungeons and Dragons and dance around a fire naked with a bunch of other fat retards while listening to that crappy Celtic music. Carry on.”

by Trav March 28, 2005