30 definitions by Trav

Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.
Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.
by Trav September 24, 2004
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Alpha Wiskey – Military slang cover term for toilet paper, or ass wipe.
Night Hawk 7 Romeo, Night Hawk 7 Romeo. This is Dagger 7. Tap Night Hawk 7 actual on the shoulder and tell him to bring 3 boxes of Alpha Wiskey with him when he rolls to our site. How copy over?
by Trav March 28, 2005
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To fart in one place and then string along a trail of funk into another.
Dude! Next time sling that thing off outside. Don’t click and drag.
by Trav September 27, 2004
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Here Private Smith, take this box of training films back to Captian Jones.
by Trav September 24, 2004
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Military slang term for the way that 90% of the people of Asia sit. To properly execute the kimchi squat you must be able to touch your buttocks to your Achilles’ tendons while simultaneously keeping your feet firmly planted flat on the ground.

Most Asians can hold this position for hours while waiting on a bus, smoking a cigarette, shooting the shit, or just taking one.

Fewer than 5% of the population of the USA can execute this modified sitting position.
"Jones has gone so native; he was spotted on the street corner in the kimchi squat eating boiled fish paste on a stick."

"I thought that old lady was trying to give me head on the bus yesterday when she did the kimchi squat right in front of me"
by Trav June 30, 2005
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Term used in the U.S. military for person of Arab/Middle Eastern descent. Supposedly in arabic the word Hajji is added to a person's name to signify that they've made the Hadj pilgramage to Mecca.
Our convoy took sniper and RPG fire from group of 8-10 hajjis.
by Trav September 24, 2004
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A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.
Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.
by Trav September 27, 2004
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