30 definitions by Trav

To fart in one place and then string along a trail of funk into another.
Dude! Next time sling that thing off outside. Don’t click and drag.
by Trav September 27, 2004

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Term used primarily in the U.S. Army. Refers to deranged individuals that leave steaming piles of poo in conspicuous areas or sometimes in or on your personal equipment. Most of the time their aim is to shock or disgust the discoverers; other times they aim to cause illness by attacking food or water sources. Most attacks are meant as practical jokes played between units but occasionally they are meant as acts revenge. Areas that the Mad Shitter has been known to strike: Public showers; on top of toilet seats; in sleeping bags; in hats or berets; in cars; in water tanks; on the hoods of cars; on desks.
Bad - “SONOFABITCH! The Mad Shitter hit our shower again last night. I bet it was one of those pricks from 1st platoon. I ain’t going to clean it up this time.”

Good – “Did you hear? The Mad Shitter laid a log on the toilet seat in the Officer Only Porta John.”
“Sweet. Serves them right for thinking that they’re special.”
by Trav May 18, 2005

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U.S. military cover term for a pornographic video.
Here Private Smith, take this box of training films back to Captian Jones.
by Trav September 24, 2004

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Crusty, low class madams in Korea who are usually 50-60 years old or older. They earn a living by trying to lure drunk or naive GIs into coming back and seeing their "nice young girl". The nice young girl usually turns out to be about the same age as the alley troll.
Holy crap! Johnson just got pulled away by that alley troll! He must be desperate.
by Trav September 24, 2004

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Abbreviation for marine mattress. Slang term for a woman or guy that only gives up the booty to marines.
“Hey, that new Air Force chick that showed up at the office yesterday is hot.”
“You don’t have a chance dude. She was in my class at the Defense Language Institute, she’s a freaking M & M and a half.”
by Trav October 21, 2004

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A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.
Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.
by Trav September 27, 2004

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Military term used for a routine urinaysis test.
Dude, Johnson just got busted on Operation Golden Flow for doing E.
by Trav September 24, 2004

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