Trav's definitions

training film

U.S. military cover term for a pornographic video.

Here Private Smith, take this box of training films back to Captian Jones.

by Trav September 24, 2004

cherry boy

Military term used to describe a new or inexperienced soldier. Can also be used by Asian prostitutes to describe a virgin.

Watch out troop. The juicy girls can sniff out a cherry boy at 100 meters.

by Trav September 24, 2004

cut sling load

Military term for taking a dump. Originally came from the command Air Assault soldiers use to order the helicopter crew chief to drop the cargo load carried underneath the chopper.

Dude! I'll be back in 10-15, I've got to go cut sling load something fierce.

by Trav September 24, 2004

Operation Golden Flow

Military term used for a routine urinaysis test.

Dude, Johnson just got busted on Operation Golden Flow for doing E.

by Trav September 24, 2004

good idea fairy

Military term; An evil mythical creature that whispers advice and ideas into the ears of military leadership, causing hundreds unnecessary changes and countless wasted man-hours every year. The Good Idea Fairy should be shot on sight if she is seen in your area.

Great! The CO has says that we need to provide a 24 hour guard over the weekend for the empty tents out on training area 17. He must've been visited by the good idea fairy.

by Trav September 27, 2004

burn in

Military term used to describe the action a paratrooper smacking into the ground after their parachute fails to open.

Damn! Did you see Johnson burn in. He must’ve bounced 20 or 30 feet in the air when he hit.

by Trav September 27, 2004

click and drag

To fart in one place and then string along a trail of funk into another.

Dude! Next time sling that thing off outside. Don’t click and drag.

by Trav September 27, 2004