11 definitions by Timothy Tool

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One who likes touch and fiddle with unclothed, smooth, prepubescent, genitalia.
When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.
by Timothy Tool November 08, 2004

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One who licks the penis that has just been inside their own unclean asshole.
Ever since I saw poo on Branka's mouth, knowing she is fond of cock sucking, I had a hunch that she was a penis shit licker.
by Timothy Tool November 08, 2004

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alcoholic shit sprays
My underwear was covered in tequila diarrhea this morning.
by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004

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the secret ring of flesh that comes out from inside your ass and hugs your turd goodbye.
1) My skin tube got kinda torn and bloody after i ate all that fiber and meat. It hurts right now.
2) I want to pierce my skin tube. How much will it cost? ; )
by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004

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When you've de-underwared a girl and your about to lick her twat only to suddenly slip your nose into her pussy and breath in through you're nostrils.
I need to get me a cud sniffer so I can get off from feeling his hot nostril breathe inside my cunt.
by Timothy Tool November 08, 2004

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A sexual predator dressed up in face paint, a red nose, a colorful fro wig, with floppy shoes.
When I was ten years old I stumbled into a dark alley in the city and saw the Mad Clown, with his sinister grin, running towards me with a squeaky horn and I got the FUCK out of there!
by Timothy Tool September 02, 2004

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A tampon that had to be surgically removed by a doctor after having been rotting for an extended period of time due to the tampon user having been fucked with said tampon in her cunt.
Please someone get a doctor; it hurts I've got a trampon and its moving its way up my small intestines, plus it stinks in there!
by Timothy Tool December 21, 2004

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