11 definitions by Timothy Tool

When a wet butt hole breathes and loosens up before it is fucked.

When the hole is so relaxed it is open for fucking
Will you please pucker your butt so I can insert myself into it? ;)
by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004

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cud with a log of poop.
Someone left a cud muffin under the blankets on that bed; I wouldn't go near it if I were you.
by Timothy Tool November 10, 2004

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Severed bowels starched into the shape of a bowl and then filled with milk and cereal. They are usually served with a spoon and a napkin.
Person 1: "Dude, I can't find the bowels and I am so hungry!"
Person 2: "I haven't cut them out yet and they will still have to dry before we eat out of them!!"
by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

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A pie pan full of digested apple shit that is baked at 350 degrees. It is served piping hot-crunchy on the outside soft and wet on the inside.
What is aunt Betty's secret recipe for her delicious brown pies?
by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

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