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John: "I'm gonna git me some mud flaps for Sherrie T. I cain't decide yet on the Deputy Dawg or Taz ones."
by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008
Get the Sherrie T mug.Founded by Sam Walton, Wal-Mart is a discount retailer that sells generic clothes, food, electronics and just about everything else. Instead of finding Adidas shoes at Wal-Mart, they will have shoes that look similar to Adidas with a similar-looking logo. Instead of Adidas the shoes will be called ABCheetahs or something. Or instead of Nike, Wal-Mart will carry a generic brand called Hike (again, with a similar looking logo as Nike). This is so poor kids can pretend to wear the same clothes as the richer kids and feel the same pride as them. This, of course, is the greatest flaw to discount retailing. It has only made countless people the target of discrimination and teasing.
Cool Kid: Hey, Josh. Cool Nikes. Oh, wait--those aren't Nikes. What does that say? Hike? Dude, your family shops at Wal-Mart! You're dead at recess. Heh-heh-heh.
Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.
Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.
by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008
Get the Wal-Mart mug.by Tim Jerome April 3, 2009
Get the Forrest Gump mug.Somebody who thinks their shit doesn't stink. Somebody who drives around in a Chevy Malibu with money stuffed in their ears and nostrils. A person who says they just got accepted to Yale, but then you see them 6 months later at the local junior college.
Dr. Anal Vapors is such a money inhaler, he could buy god if he wanted to.
All of these money inhalers are heading out to the Hamptons this weekend for some Botox parties, but I'm just going to sit at home and feel lonely and cry.
All of these money inhalers are heading out to the Hamptons this weekend for some Botox parties, but I'm just going to sit at home and feel lonely and cry.
by Tim Jerome September 1, 2009
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Woman: I'll give you some TIM first and then we can do it like missionaries.
Woman: I'll give you some TIM first and then we can do it like missionaries.
by Tim Jerome December 18, 2007
Get the TIM mug.An extremely wealthy suburb in upstate New York much like Greenwich, CT or Beverly Hills, CA. Don't even bother moving here in you're not a millionaire. Tourists, however, are always welcome.
Donald Trump: "I flew to New Hartford yesterday for a haircut."
Wealthy New Hartford man: "Let's go to my $500,000 mansion and rub whip cream on our bodies in front of the fire."
Wealthy New Hartford women: "When I'm depressed I like to roll around in a big pile of money to lift myself up."
Bumper Sticker on a New Hartford SUV: WHOEVER DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS!
Wealthy New Hartford man: "Let's go to my $500,000 mansion and rub whip cream on our bodies in front of the fire."
Wealthy New Hartford women: "When I'm depressed I like to roll around in a big pile of money to lift myself up."
Bumper Sticker on a New Hartford SUV: WHOEVER DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS!
by Tim Jerome December 19, 2007
Get the New Hartford mug.Stoner: Yo, mon! Got any KGB?
Drug Dealer: Nah, just some crappy Tex Mex.
Stoner: Cool. I'll take an ounce. I'm going to bake a big batch of brownies and give them to my sister to share with her 3rd grade class.
Drug Dealer: Nah, just some crappy Tex Mex.
Stoner: Cool. I'll take an ounce. I'm going to bake a big batch of brownies and give them to my sister to share with her 3rd grade class.
by Tim Jerome February 20, 2008
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