Tim's definitions

Jeekus Lou

Used as an "ism." Often used to express reactions to unbelievably stupid, random, or anything else worthy of saying Jeekus Lou, because hey, even if it doesn't make sense it still sounds cool.

Also, Jeekus is Jesus, and Lou is his mechanic. And Cal Poly Owns UCSB. That is all

Jeekus Lou Tim! I can't believe you did that to Amanda!

Jeekus Lou Tim! You are so corny!

Tim, Jeekus Lou!

by Tim May 10, 2004

Slaytanictim

Straight pimp with a gangsta twist. Known for hating fakes and bitches. Mean with a guitar and even meaner with 6 pack of beer.

"Slay just owned that bitch"

by Tim March 18, 2005

ricky wong

sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god!

*Ricky enters room*
*all the girls faint*

by tim April 13, 2005

asstit

Having nipples on your ass.

Or

To be an asstit (to suck)

"Yo' man, he has asstits."

"You are an asstit."

by Tim February 28, 2003

squeezing the tube of toothpaste

1:a euphonism for what happens at staff parties at the queens place in england

"dude, squeeze my tube of toothpaste."

by Tim November 20, 2003

can pipe

A Pepsi/Coke/Mountain Dew/Whoop Ass can pipe is made from an aluminum soda can when you have some bud or resin and there's no pipe in the apartment. First, you empty out a soda can. Try to get it as dry as you can. Turn the can so the mouth hole is facing you. Squish the can in the middle on the side facing up. Then take a tack or safety pin and poke little holes in a circular spot on top in the depression where you squished the can. That's the bowl. Then poke a bigger hole in the side, near the bottom, or the bottom of the can for a carb. You hit out the hole you drink from. There's a medical fact or urban myth you can get Alzenheimers Disease from smoking from an aluminum can. It would be better if you could rig it somehow with a pipe screen or even a real bowl, but it's a fiend pipe. You might have to cut it open to scrape it if you don't have a long screwdriver, scissors, or knife.

Dude, you're gonna get Alzenheimer's smoking out of a can. Let me get a hit.

by Tim March 13, 2003

cropped

To be so crippled (high) that you cannot move.

Jordan, you're so cropped

by Tim March 9, 2005