Tim's definitions

cum alley-oop

when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot

your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!

by Tim April 9, 2005

chicken butt

This refers to someone who is scared.

"You little chicken butt!"

by Tim April 18, 2005

Skullfucking

To hold the recipient by the back of the head and insert one's penis into another's mouth forcefully and deeply. Most likely giving the skullfuck-ee less enjoyment than the skullfuck-er.

Skullfucking is fun until someone loses an eye...

by Tim August 22, 2004

source code

computer code in which a program is written

int main ()
{ cout << "Hello World!";
return 0;
}

by Tim February 2, 2004

penis dance

the art of getting an erection

im getting so horny i that im having a penis dance

by tim February 21, 2005

Wanged

To have had ones website trampled to death by legions of www.penny-arcade.com readers.

Oh lord! Penny Arcade has wanged my site!

by Tim December 12, 2003

Yoc

What gay people wordantiochword california

you nugga i'z be from yoc

by Tim September 9, 2003