Tim's definitions

H-B Woodlawn Program

HB Woodlawn in Arlington Virginia is possibly the worst school in the country. Yes, some random old people that came to a bunch of different schools said they were good, but what do they know? I dont care what they tell you, but THEY ARE HIPPIES. drug addicts? yes. alcoholics? yes. whores? yes. The saddest part about HB is that every time they have a problem, which, being messed up hippies, occur all the time, they feel they have to blame their problems on people from Yorktown. Why? because they're jealous, dirty, shitheads. Yorktown is not only richer and just generally a better school, but they are also better then HB kids at everything except making idiots of themselves. The fact that HB losers have to blame their problems on Patriots just proves their moral instability and insecurity about their actions and personal life.


for the light readers: HB is gay

n- HB Woodlawn can suck a negro D

adj- What an HB Woodlawn thing to do

v- go HB Woodlawn, you whore

by tim March 31, 2005

thien

cute kid

by tim June 25, 2003

kyuubified

Kyuubi is derived from the amazing anime, Naruto.
being kyuubified is having an immense ammount of power, raging mad, and becoming a killing machine! :D

look at that TiM, so kyuubified.

by TiM March 6, 2005

narley

An adjective used to describe a noun, in which said noun could be alternatively described as "totally sick", "radical", or "wicked".

That wave was sooooo narley, man!

by Tim April 1, 2005

colorado

The tightest state in the west U.S.
Best sking in the world. Hey Mike- whad do u do for fun in Nebraska? Husk Corn?

I gonna ski in Colorado, where the powdas fresh

by Tim March 22, 2004

cum alley-oop

when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot

your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!

by Tim April 9, 2005

pubesplode

When your pubes spontaneously explode, triggering a chain reaction which causes your entire body to explode. After the violent explosion, your remains come back together forcefully like a black hole and contract themselves down into one single, giant pube.

In the middle of Thursday brunch, Thomas unexpectedly pubesploded. After we recovered from the blinding flash, all we found of his remains was one long, giant pube in the middle of his chair.

by Tim March 31, 2004