Tim's definitions

Metal

It is a waste of time to try and classify all of the bands in the world but if you did most of the good ones would come under the group heading of METAL.

Punk (im talkingh real punk, not 'my girlfriend left me' shit) is kind of like metal except with most of the goodness talken out and replaced with Dee-dee Ramone (who has a face so hideous that when he looked in the mirror he died) and is therefore rarely ever good.

Dark Throne is not metal, see its definition for details.

'Heavy metal is the law'

'I am quite gay, i am going to listen to some non-metal'

by Tim December 3, 2003

newgaze

A late-90's, early-00's genre of music that picks up where showgaze left off. Still characterized by layers of guitar washing over the listener, but enfused with a post-grunge energy.

Waterline Drift is a great newgaze band.

by Tim November 6, 2003

Dirty Blunderbuss

When a guy is giving it to a girl in the ass, and he pulls out and she gives him head.

I gave her a Dirty Blunderbuss last night.

by Tim September 12, 2007

fear before the march of flames

The best band in the world. They may as well just eat your soul.

Fear Before the March of Flames is about to go to your hometown...and eat your fucking soul.

by Tim September 4, 2004

wet seal

Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.

You've just been wet sealed!

by Tim April 3, 2005

funka

crazy, cool the shit

that would be funka

by tim October 20, 2003

juculate

nervous behavior i.e. swinging legs, twitching,etc...

Shan, sit still and quit juculating!

by tim October 31, 2003