Tim's definitions

bad rig

An exclamation of one's sheer shock or sudden disbelief, usually spoken in response to an event.

for instance if I was accepting unexpected money from a friend..... "Man, I forgot about that!! bad rig!

by Tim April 15, 2005

vida guerra

Vida Guerra is most famous for her pix in FHM and her appearance in Cassidy's music video.

She got breast implants in 2000 so the top would match the bottom. She still isn't very pretty though, that face is scary.

by tim April 22, 2005

switch

1. A switchblade, a knife with a retractable blade. Also can be used to refer to a butterfly knife.

They started talkin shit so I pulled my switch on em.

The got into a fight and Jimmy slashed him with the switch.

by Tim December 21, 2003

bap

bap means anything that is wack, stupid, unpopular.

Man, the carnival was bap as hell.

by Tim February 2, 2003

thankle

when the fat of the thigh overlays the calf and the ankle. There's variation in the leg.(Thigh-Ankle)

you walk into bar and meet a pretty face. Ya go home with this chick, and slide your hand over her whole leg, noticing no variation. You immediately turn blue in the face and your brain shuts down as a self-defense mechanism. This phenomenon is noted not only by the pre-existence of a cankle, but the thigh is consistent as well, exhibiting no definition whatsoever. The knee usually appears lumpy or hidden too, she has a Thankle

by Tim October 29, 2002

Kiteing

When a male thrusts his pelvis foreward and backward while wearing only boxers. When the ball sack hits the gooch area, it makes a clapping sound. it also resembles a flying kite while it is foreward.

Tim was kiteing

by Tim January 16, 2004

slights

An act which ghouls find insulting. Usually performed by a sow.

That sow slights us far too much.

by Tim January 19, 2004