Tim's definitions

rusty fish hook

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.

My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.

by Tim November 15, 2003

SAT

A test that makes everyone really nervous during junior year, but isn't even really that difficult. Besides, colleges don't really care about it that much anymore. You've got to be "well-rounded."

I got a 1600 the second time I took the SAT.

by Tim October 27, 2003

government

lies lies lies and more lies all to "protect the people" and not so all the people in the government can get rich and laugh at everyone else for believing stupid shit that they make up.

yesteday I saw an alien coming towards me with a knife, but the government said it was a stunt for a tv show and yes! of course i believe them.

by Tim April 26, 2003

line

Inmate terminology for Society

When I get out on the line first thing I'm going to do is get some pussy.

by Tim November 15, 2003

knobrat

an insult meaning someone is all over penis like (s)he is a rat all over sewage

fuck off you stupid knobrat

by tim February 21, 2005

slights

An act which ghouls find insulting. Usually performed by a sow.

That sow slights us far too much.

by Tim January 19, 2004

colorado

The tightest state in the west U.S.
Best sking in the world. Hey Mike- whad do u do for fun in Nebraska? Husk Corn?

I gonna ski in Colorado, where the powdas fresh

by Tim March 22, 2004