Tim's definitions

swite

A synonym for the word "sweet"; an exclamation of approval.

She said she'd go out with me? Swite.

by Tim June 13, 2003

delsnick

The shaft a male uses to stab his female counterpart.

Your mom is so hot I'd toss her the delsnick in a second.

by Tim January 25, 2005

lush

British slang term to describe something pleasing or desirable.

"that girl is fucking lush"
"i had the most lush milkshake last night"

by Tim March 18, 2005

Timka

Timka, is your Pimp, bow down and kiss his ass.

Bow down and kiss Timka's ass.

by Tim March 30, 2005

dope salad

1. a very fuckable girl (basically the combination of dope and salad amplifies their shared meaning)

2. anything totally shibby

(variations: dope casserole, dope souffle, dope a la mode)

"dude i can't believe you didn't tap dat ass! she is DOPE SALAD!"
"whatever man, i just wanted to kiss the small of her back."
"at least you shoulda given her a little dickle. weak sauce!"

by Tim October 22, 2004

northern army

A group led by Chris Brown of Salem. This group of pansies run around wearing fake armor and hit eachother with cardboard swords.

The Hot Karls will destroy the Northern Army.

by Tim June 30, 2003

asshell

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

by Tim February 6, 2004