Tim's definitions

crust punk

a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.

Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.

by Tim August 22, 2004

Stave

to be crushed within

The waffle iron staved my fingers...again.

by Tim August 13, 2004

Frank the Tank

guy who is constantly drunk, acts like various vehicles when wasted; my idol

"man, that niggas actin like frank the tank again"

by tim January 20, 2004

tig-o-bitties

a word meaning big ol titties

Man that chick got some tig-o-bitties

by Tim March 23, 2004

smoing

Chucking french fries from a moving car at unsuspecting pedestrians, usually at night and while intoxicated.

"These McDonald's french fries are nasty, let's go smoing with them!"

by Tim March 18, 2005

Gaytard

Somewhere between retard and a homosexual

Johnathong is a GAYTARD

by tim May 22, 2003

lush

British slang term to describe something pleasing.

"that girl is fucking lush"

by Tim March 18, 2005