Tim's definitions

VN boards

cool msg boards...i aer teh 1337 ho

Asheron's Call has 1337 /\/\5g boards son

by Tim March 26, 2004

ronny james dio

The Holy Diver

Ronny James Dio rock my shitass last night! (high-pitched and sustained)Owww! Holy Diver! You've been gone too long in the midnight sea! Oh, what's becoming of me?

by Tim February 6, 2004

goots

of hispanic lineage.

"Powell is goots!"

by tim May 7, 2005

Fartknocker

a kind of weasel of the two-legged variety.

That was such a low thing to do, Jack. You are a real fartknocker.

by Tim January 5, 2003

whino

A person who consistantly whines or cries a lot.

Stop being such a big whino!

by Tim January 22, 2005

Apple Tax

A term to describe the extra money one pays for buying an Apple product. Also known as the "Fanboy Fee," the fictional "Apple Tax" is what consumers pay for the Apple cool factor.

Well, this laptop would only cost me $700 less if it weren't for the Apple tax.

by Tim January 18, 2008

Stinger

Similar to the well known shocker. Except it is two in the stink, one in the pink.

If the shocker won't do it, the stinger will.

Stingers for life!

by Tim December 28, 2004