fall off the truck

To go crazy.

Jane used to get good grades until she fell off the truck. Now she's locked away in the mental instition and eats her food through a straw all day.

by Tim June 4, 2004

retred

like retard, but only cool people say it like vicky

me "dude, sarahs a retred"
vicky "bush is more of a retred"
alice "gay? who said gay, im not gay, who said i was gay? tom whites not gay, shut up!"

by tim January 6, 2005

sow

A female who often slights ghouls.

That fucking sow slighted me again.

by Tim January 19, 2004

asshell

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

by Tim February 6, 2004

northern army

A group led by Chris Brown of Salem. This group of pansies run around wearing fake armor and hit eachother with cardboard swords.

The Hot Karls will destroy the Northern Army.

by Tim June 30, 2003

lardel

big bad cock

I jacked off my lardel last night.

by Tim March 28, 2003

cannonized

getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.

Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quinn Martin Churh.

by Tim April 26, 2004