12 definitions by Tall Dude 1981

Urb dic

Term used to describe a guys dick after he's been kicked in the crotch Hy a horse or oarge animal.

Ouch he got an urb dick now.

by Tall Dude 1981 November 13, 2020

Ass cracker

The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.

She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.

by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

Ass cracker

One who takes a womans anal virginity.

Yeah it was her first time doing anal, I was her ass cracker.

by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

Heath Riggs

An extremely old man trapped in a middle aged man's body. Known to be out of breathe often to make noises whenever he stands up. Not to be confused for laziness. One who wishes he could be more active with his kids.

Heath Riggs sure got old before his time.

by Tall Dude 1981 June 26, 2022

Lilly Riggs

The sweetest most beautiful girl a dad could ever ask for. She's kind to animals and alot of fun to hang out with. She's very beautiful.

Lilly Riggs sure is a beautiful girl.

by Tall Dude 1981 June 26, 2022

Badassery

The act of being a complete badass all the time.

That was some serious badassery.

by Tall Dude 1981 June 26, 2022

Heath

Proper noun refering to an oversized penis.

Omg! Your not putting that Heath inside me. What kind of a slut do you think I am?

by Tall Dude 1981 June 7, 2015