Stuart's definitions

porn

The traditional way for young female Americans to afford university education (those not from wealthy families).

America is the land of opportunity - everyone can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their university education.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

discombobulated

dysfunctional.

mental dystfunction due to consumption of intoxicating substances.

i'm feeling discombobulated

by stuart April 9, 2004

knob reno

1.a person who goes through life pissing everyone off
2.they have no idea of their negative impact on the world
3.continually surprised at everybodies anger towards them

Grant Bennett

by stuart December 5, 2003

shooting the shit

Akin to 'shooting the breeze'. Passing time doing nothing in particular.

I'm just sitting here, you know, shooting the shit.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

lil john

An off da chain muthafucka who takes shit no shit from anybody. Stop talkin shit about him being a lame rapper. He isn't a rapper, dumbshits. he creates the beats for songs and then adds him saying "yeaaah", "Okaaay", or "whaaat"! Don't be such ignorant bastards and don't comment on things you don't know about!

Ignorant fucktard: Lil John is a retarted shit who can't rhyme.

Me: Fuck off, bitch!

by stuart May 1, 2005

stu

the epitamy of human evolution; also see MOTHA F*CKING P.I.M.P.

Dude, stu just did all those chicas! AND he stayed up all night!

by STUART May 20, 2004

stuz0r

A very leet cs player, a god

"OMG he is like stuz0r"

by stuart August 8, 2003