Stuart's definitions

land grab

The process of government acquisition of countries, usually in the context of money and power.

A series of land grabs in the Balkans provided the scene for what was to become World War 1.

by Stuart March 27, 2004

discombobulated

dysfunctional.

mental dystfunction due to consumption of intoxicating substances.

i'm feeling discombobulated

by stuart April 9, 2004

panckae

a yummy food used when you are at war to throw at the bad guys and to harness its power to blow up Japan

A high tech nuclear battle suit that will be used in the war between the Aliens from mars and the Earthlings of 2223

by Stuart December 18, 2003

Wanna take this to the Death Star?

That you wanna beat someone up with some sort of object like a crows bar or baseball bat

a guy calls you dumb ans you take out a crwo bar and beat him to death

by Stuart December 18, 2003

stc

fuck u pricks! y do u always slag me . is it because i shagged jamielee or is it because i shagged duges mum,dad,and sister (sorry duge)
DUGE- JUST BECAUSE YOU SHAG YOUR MUM DOESNT MEAN I WONT ASWELL.
DARREN BAIN- DONT SLAG ME WHEN YOUR THE ONE WHO RAPES MEN

duge and darren were in a room with duges dad, i knocked on the door and duge answered with white stuff around his lips (not milk)

by STUART December 19, 2003

Asshole

Incorrect or "American" spelling of "Arsehole"

A person that derives pleasure from actions that hurt other people either physically or mentally.

I can't believe that arsehole cut me off!

by Stuart December 22, 2003

compaq

a) a warning label affixed to boxes and merchandise, for sale. Similar, to the book of revelations in the bible... just condensed.

b) a proprietary computer where You can't replace anything on your own.. you can't hire anyone besides compaq to fix it.. as they can't get the parts...
Not even screws.

c) the source of 25% of all the scrap metal contained in landfills abroad.

Aw f*ck.. not another compaq.

by Stuart January 30, 2004