Stuart's definitions

religion

A series of fanciful concepts that people believe as to:
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.

Wow, so we can, like, kill abortionists if we join the right sect of the right religion? Well fuck me, religion it is!

by Stuart October 13, 2003

B.O.B.

Bomb On Board or Best On Board.

A plane was grounded because a note with B.O.B. was found, yet noone knew whether it meant a bomb or a hot woman.

by Stuart October 17, 2004

bitchlicker

Derog. term for male who is driven by sex; Usu. to the point of employing prostitutes for sex on a regular basis.

Shut it bitchlicker, what you talking about?

by Stuart September 8, 2003

Million Dead

A highly impressive band from the south of england. Political Lyrics about people and drugs. Hard Rock Genre.

Dood1: I just saw Million Dead
Dood2: Yer Dood1 they rule

by Stuart March 7, 2004

Tyrone Biggums

A crack dealer who sells real estate and just won fear factor and with the money he won he accuired the words biggest rock.

"Thank ya teacher bitch"-tyrone biggums

by stuart June 20, 2006

Stormwolf

Perpetual repetition of a term in the vain hope that it will be humorous on the 215th repitition.

Dude, stop stormwolfing, noones laughing.

by Stuart October 12, 2003

discombobulated

dysfunctional.

mental dystfunction due to consumption of intoxicating substances.

i'm feeling discombobulated

by stuart April 9, 2004