Stuart's definitions

porn

The traditional way for young female Americans to afford university education (those not from wealthy families).

America is the land of opportunity - everyone can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their university education.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

knob reno

1.a person who goes through life pissing everyone off
2.they have no idea of their negative impact on the world
3.continually surprised at everybodies anger towards them

Grant Bennett

by stuart December 5, 2003

Tyrone Biggums

A crack dealer who sells real estate and just won fear factor and with the money he won he accuired the words biggest rock.

"Thank ya teacher bitch"-tyrone biggums

by stuart June 20, 2006

bitchlicker

Derog. term for male who is driven by sex; Usu. to the point of employing prostitutes for sex on a regular basis.

Shut it bitchlicker, what you talking about?

by Stuart September 8, 2003

heebie jeebies

A passe term used to refer to a feeling of being 'freaked out'.

The thought of George Bush being president of America gives me the heebie jeebies.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

fenech

Awesome surname originating in Malta. Translates to 'rabbit', a subtle reference to the reproductive skill and prowess of the Fenech kind.

Long live Fenech!

by Stuart October 31, 2003

compaq

a) a warning label affixed to boxes and merchandise, for sale. Similar, to the book of revelations in the bible... just condensed.

b) a proprietary computer where You can't replace anything on your own.. you can't hire anyone besides compaq to fix it.. as they can't get the parts...
Not even screws.

c) the source of 25% of all the scrap metal contained in landfills abroad.

Aw f*ck.. not another compaq.

by Stuart January 30, 2004