56 definitions by Stuart

Top Definition
The traditional way for young female Americans to afford university education (those not from wealthy families).
America is the land of opportunity - everyone can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their university education.
by Stuart October 11, 2003
A series of fanciful concepts that people believe as to:
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.
Wow, so we can, like, kill abortionists if we join the right sect of the right religion? Well fuck me, religion it is!
by Stuart October 13, 2003
To gain, usually entrance to a restricted area or club, or some material good, through confidence trickery or cheekiness. Lying is also acceptable.
I blagged my way into the VIP area.
I blagged some free CDs off the label.
by Stuart April 27, 2004
those pigs arrested my brother last night for extortion!
by stuart April 08, 2003
Rodney is another word for erection.
I had a rodney while driving to work the other day.
by Stuart April 18, 2006
the epitamy of human evolution; also see MOTHA F*CKING P.I.M.P.
Dude, stu just did all those chicas! AND he stayed up all night!
by STUART May 20, 2004
someone who talks alot of annoying shit..typically a northern irish slang word.
shut your trap you fucking slabber before i knock yer ballix in!!
by stuart March 16, 2004

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