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religion

A series of fanciful concepts that people believe as to:
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.
Wow, so we can, like, kill abortionists if we join the right sect of the right religion? Well fuck me, religion it is!
by Stuart October 13, 2003
mugGet the religionmug.

fudgenutter

A classy name given to someone who is (or is being) a complete idiot.
Fred's just a fudgenutter. Ignore him and hopefully he'll go away.
by Stuart October 13, 2003
mugGet the fudgenuttermug.

B.O.B.

Bomb On Board or Best On Board.
A plane was grounded because a note with B.O.B. was found, yet noone knew whether it meant a bomb or a hot woman.
by Stuart October 17, 2004
mugGet the B.O.B.mug.

clock

Code word for cock used when it is clearly inappropriate to use the true word.
by Stuart November 18, 2003
mugGet the clockmug.

lil john

An off da chain muthafucka who takes shit no shit from anybody. Stop talkin shit about him being a lame rapper. He isn't a rapper, dumbshits. he creates the beats for songs and then adds him saying "yeaaah", "Okaaay", or "whaaat"! Don't be such ignorant bastards and don't comment on things you don't know about!
Ignorant fucktard: Lil John is a retarted shit who can't rhyme.

Me: Fuck off, bitch!
by stuart May 1, 2005
mugGet the lil johnmug.

shooting the shit

Akin to 'shooting the breeze'. Passing time doing nothing in particular.
I'm just sitting here, you know, shooting the shit.
by Stuart October 31, 2003
mugGet the shooting the shitmug.

stu

the epitamy of human evolution; also see MOTHA F*CKING P.I.M.P.
Dude, stu just did all those chicas! AND he stayed up all night!
by STUART May 20, 2004
mugGet the stumug.

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