Stuart's definitions
Any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses to make up for his small cock. Penis cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. Ferraris, Bugattis, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, Lamborghinis and Hummers are all penis cars. If you have a penis car, you should trade it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also penis cars. owners of penis cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and American flag button down shirts.
Man #1: Hey girl, check out my hot new Vette. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Cristal.
Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.
Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.
Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.
Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.
by stuart June 9, 2005
Get the penis carmug. by Stuart September 10, 2003
Get the mankymug.
Get the discombobulatedmug. Derog. term for male who is driven by sex; Usu. to the point of employing prostitutes for sex on a regular basis.
by Stuart September 8, 2003
Get the bitchlickermug. A highly impressive band from the south of england. Political Lyrics about people and drugs. Hard Rock Genre.
by Stuart March 7, 2004
Get the Million Deadmug. by Stuart October 12, 2003
Get the Stormwolfmug. A crack dealer who sells real estate and just won fear factor and with the money he won he accuired the words biggest rock.
by stuart June 20, 2006
Get the Tyrone Biggumsmug.