Any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses
to make up for his small cock. Penis cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. Ferraris, Bugattis, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, Lamborghinis and Hummers
are all penis cars. If you have a penis car, you should trade
it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also penis cars. owners
of penis cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and American
flag button down shirts.
Man #1: Hey girl, check out my hot new Vette. Hop in and we can share a bottle
Girl: You're obviously
trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.
Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford
Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle
of Jack Daniels.
Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.