Stuart's definitions

Australian Idol

a contradiction in terms. Classic example of an oxymoron.

Australian Idol. Act Naturally. Original Copies. Military Intelligence.

by Stuart May 7, 2005

fudgenutter

A classy name given to someone who is (or is being) a complete idiot.

Fred's just a fudgenutter. Ignore him and hopefully he'll go away.

by Stuart October 13, 2003

religion

A series of fanciful concepts that people believe as to:
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.

Wow, so we can, like, kill abortionists if we join the right sect of the right religion? Well fuck me, religion it is!

by Stuart October 13, 2003

Hunters and Collectors

Bloody awesome Australian rock band (1981-1998) best known for the songs "Throw Your Arms Around Me" and "Holy Grail". Legends.

Hunters and Collectors are the finest band to ever have originated in Australia and quite possibly the best band in the world.

by Stuart October 13, 2003

you said it

An expression used when someone says something that potentially insults or otherwise mocks themself.

Person 1: S and M is not as socially unaccepted as it used to be.
Person 2: You said it!

by Stuart October 31, 2003

shooting the shit

Akin to 'shooting the breeze'. Passing time doing nothing in particular.

I'm just sitting here, you know, shooting the shit.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

dolled up

An expression used to refer to a female done up with make up, etc.

You are looking dolled up tonight - shall we shag now or shag later?

by Stuart October 31, 2003