Stuart's definitions

religion

A series of fanciful concepts that people believe as to:
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.

Wow, so we can, like, kill abortionists if we join the right sect of the right religion? Well fuck me, religion it is!

by Stuart October 13, 2003

bago

n.

A drinking game for 2 or more players, each with an uncanny desire to get "drunk as shit" off of delicious bagged or boxed wine. The game consists of each player holding the bag way above his or her head, drinking until satisfied, and then passing the bag around to the next player. This player then does the same thing and passes the bag until emptied.

Hey, lets go play bago in the kitchen with mom.

by Stuart May 13, 2005

Wally

A man that is impossible to find in all circumstances.

where the fuk is wally?

by Stuart May 16, 2004

Wanna take this to the Death Star?

That you wanna beat someone up with some sort of object like a crows bar or baseball bat

a guy calls you dumb ans you take out a crwo bar and beat him to death

by Stuart December 18, 2003

stu

the epitamy of human evolution; also see MOTHA F*CKING P.I.M.P.

Dude, stu just did all those chicas! AND he stayed up all night!

by STUART May 20, 2004

stc

fuck u pricks! y do u always slag me . is it because i shagged jamielee or is it because i shagged duges mum,dad,and sister (sorry duge)
DUGE- JUST BECAUSE YOU SHAG YOUR MUM DOESNT MEAN I WONT ASWELL.
DARREN BAIN- DONT SLAG ME WHEN YOUR THE ONE WHO RAPES MEN

duge and darren were in a room with duges dad, i knocked on the door and duge answered with white stuff around his lips (not milk)

by STUART December 19, 2003

lil john

An off da chain muthafucka who takes shit no shit from anybody. Stop talkin shit about him being a lame rapper. He isn't a rapper, dumbshits. he creates the beats for songs and then adds him saying "yeaaah", "Okaaay", or "whaaat"! Don't be such ignorant bastards and don't comment on things you don't know about!

Ignorant fucktard: Lil John is a retarted shit who can't rhyme.

Me: Fuck off, bitch!

by stuart May 1, 2005