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Australian Idol

a contradiction in terms. Classic example of an oxymoron.
Australian Idol. Act Naturally. Original Copies. Military Intelligence.
by Stuart May 7, 2005
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maps

A MAPS server is usually a DNS Blacklist of hosts which have (or are capable of having) spammed a reporting host. Sorbs.net is a perfect example of such a list.
by Stuart August 22, 2004
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Pookie

a word used by an Irish actor in a soap called Glenroe. "Michael Lally"

He refers to mushrooms as Pookies
Those pookies are not good
by Stuart March 7, 2005
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bago

n.

A drinking game for 2 or more players, each with an uncanny desire to get "drunk as shit" off of delicious bagged or boxed wine. The game consists of each player holding the bag way above his or her head, drinking until satisfied, and then passing the bag around to the next player. This player then does the same thing and passes the bag until emptied.
Hey, lets go play bago in the kitchen with mom.
by Stuart May 13, 2005
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Pojango

Created by a man called Bagimodo of the shire (Warwickshire) to initially describe the internet.
"I don't know where to buy my computer from"

"Have a look on the Pojangonet"

It is now widley used by those who know it, but for many other purposes.

As a sign of frustration

"OH Pojango"

Often if someone can't think of a word they will use Pojango in it's place

"You know that thing, the erm....erm....Pojango"

If something is high or drunk

"That guy is Pojangoed"
"that guy is out of his Pojango"

I'm sure this word will ecumulate more and more definitions by the day which is why it makes a truly, truley Pojango of a word!!
by Stuart February 4, 2005
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kuk

1) any variant of skin-obsessed homo sapian (regular intervals of cleansing and daily exfoliation)

2) jennacakes

3) to paint a log pink
"omg yen ur such a kuk" vil
"look at that stupid kukface, why is she painting that log pink?" stu
by stuart March 3, 2005
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Blag

To gain, usually entrance to a restricted area or club, or some material good, through confidence trickery or cheekiness. Lying is also acceptable.
I blagged my way into the VIP area.
I blagged some free CDs off the label.
by Stuart April 27, 2004
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