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Swedish and Norwegian slang meaning dick.
by meatie March 14, 2003
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The intangible essence of a individual or object that makes it positive or negative depending on the situation. There is many varieties of kuk, usually depending on the level of moisture it maintains.
"I'm wet like kuk"
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Jy is vol kuk!

You are full of shit, man!
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noun - archaic
A young and/or inexperienced surfer.

Pronounced kook

synonyms: gremmie
That little kuk just dropped in on me.
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Usually tall, dark, and handsome. Has lots of friends and can get along well with anyone. Loves to live on the edge. Possibly a biker. Can be a heartbreaker, but once he finds true love he will be loyal and faithful always. Gets the prettiest girls.
girl #1: OMG look at that gorgeous biker. I want him.

girl #2: Don't even bother. He's Kuks. Will end up breaking your heart if he were to give you a chance. But that's not going to happen because that girl that is with him is his righteous. He's loyal and has no eyes but for her.
by Pretty's property February 04, 2010
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Yummi a kuk
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1) any variant of skin-obsessed homo sapian (regular intervals of cleansing and daily exfoliation)

2) jennacakes

3) to paint a log pink
"omg yen ur such a kuk" vil
"look at that stupid kukface, why is she painting that log pink?" stu
by stuart March 03, 2005
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