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1. kuk
Swedish and Norwegian slang meaning dick.
by meatie Mar 14, 2003 add a video
2. kuk
The intangible essence of a individual or object that makes it positive or negative depending on the situation. There is many varieties of kuk, usually depending on the level of moisture it maintains.
"I'm wet like kuk"
3. kuk
noun - archaic
A young and/or inexperienced surfer.

Pronounced kook

synonyms: gremmie
That little kuk just dropped in on me.
4. kuk
South African slang for "shit".
Jy is vol kuk!

You are full of shit, man!
by G-mann Sep 13, 2005 add a video
5. kuk
1) any variant of skin-obsessed homo sapian (regular intervals of cleansing and daily exfoliation)

2) jennacakes

3) to paint a log pink
"omg yen ur such a kuk" vil
"look at that stupid kukface, why is she painting that log pink?" stu
by stuart Mar 3, 2005 add a video
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