9 definitions by Stoned Faux
A juvenile way to describe a person who penetrates an anus in sexual intercourse. A blend of 'fart' and 'knocking on the back door,' slang for proposing anal sex.
Jimmy: I know you want to butt-fuck the R.A.
Timmy: blushes I do not!
Jimmy: laughs Yeah, you do, you're such a fartknocker.
Timmy: blushes I do not!
Jimmy: laughs Yeah, you do, you're such a fartknocker.
by Stoned Faux July 27, 2018
Complement to "fag hag," a cis miss is a transwoman who has a special place in her heart for cisgender people, especially cis(het)men
I bet doods wouldn't be so sexist and transphobic if they had grown up with a cis miss to give them support
by Stoned Faux July 27, 2018
1.) A high-maintenance fuckboi with such narrow, specific and usually unrealistic requirements for a potential sex partner that anyone stupid enough to want his dick who trieds fulfilling his myriad needs to get access to his dick is likely to get lost, as in a maze
2.) An online dating profile of such a fuckboi
3.) The unrealistic requirements themselves
2.) An online dating profile of such a fuckboi
3.) The unrealistic requirements themselves
Steph: Derek in English II loves animé, so I'm gonna get all of FLCL on BluRay. And he loves Jay-Z, so I'm getting him tattooed on my upper arm, and--
Deb: Hold up, Derek? From English II? He has $200 worth of hair product and 1 pair of tightie whites! Don't get a damn permanent tattoo for that dickmaze!
Deb: Hold up, Derek? From English II? He has $200 worth of hair product and 1 pair of tightie whites! Don't get a damn permanent tattoo for that dickmaze!
by Stoned Faux October 11, 2018
SImilar to a sex worker, a drug worker is anyone who works in any capacity in the drug trade, legal or illegal. A pharmacy cashier is a drug worker. A medical marijuana dispensary cashier is a drug worker. Someone who sells heroin needles is a drug worker. A go-between who gets drugs from dealer to customer is a drug worker. A look-out who watches for cops is a drug worker. A person who tests ecstasy at raves is a drug worker.
If we legalized weed, drug workers could pay taxes into the Social SEcurity system and keep it solvent.
by Stoned Faux July 27, 2018
Metocin (4-hydroxy-N-methyl-N-ethyltryptamine) is a psychedelic compound invented by Alexander Shulgin and described in his book TiHKaL. Its name comes from a mashing of 'methyl' and 'psilocin', the interchangeable analogue of psilocybin.
"Dude, this metocin is good medicine! Get it??" said the insufferable asshole who was tripping with me. "Yes, you're very clever," I said, "now will you let me enjoy this metocin trip without your snark?"
by Stoned Faux August 23, 2017
Using the drug dextromethorphan (DXM) at high enough of a dose to induce an intoxicated state. Comes from the cough syrup brand Robotussin, which contains DXM. (robotripper, robotripping)
MC Chris's "The 'Tussin" is about robotripping, though in concert he discourages his audience from doing it.
by Stoned Faux October 16, 2018
Slang for methoxetamine, a powerful dissociative drug. Taken from the slang ROFLCOPTER, "Rolling On Floor Laughing, Cannot Operate Properly Til Eyes Readjust", an reference to methoxetamine's intoxicating effects
My mates did some roflcopter before the banger show and spun around in circles while dancing to the music
by Stoned Faux July 27, 2018