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1. fartknocker
A generic insulting noun, coined by Butthead of MTV's Beavis and Butthead.
While they were watching the premier of GWAR's "Saddam a Go-Go" video, Beavis got in Butthead's line of view of the TV. Butthead shouted "Move it, fartknocker!"
by SoulfulZen May 14, 2005 add a video
2. Fartknocker
A semi-derogatory term that is based on a long, popping fart that simulates the sound of knocking; often farted on wooden chairs.
kiss my ass you fartknocker
by Jodayo Jul 20, 2003 add a video
3. Fartknocker
Someone who switches their loyalties with the wind, like with a sportfan who just roots for the winning team win they have had a winning streak rather than staying with their own team.
"Chris says he is a Redskins fan but he is rooting for the Cowboys.. What a fartknocker!"
4. fartknocker
One who engages in anal sex, the penetrator, not the penetratee
He's a right fartknocker
by Greblord Feb 1, 2005 add a video
5. Fartknocker
noun. knocker of the farts.
Tyson is a fartknocker.
by Heidi Jan 8, 2003 add a video
6. fartknocker
a male homosexual. Refers to anal penetration.
Clay Aiken is a total fartknocker, dude.
by Buster Hyman Aug 28, 2004 add a video
7. Fartknocker
An infamous childhood insult. A bridge between more daring and colorful grown-up insults such as motherfucker and shithead.
Anna: Uh, Jake, clean up your room for once.
Jake: Maybe I will if you leave, fartknocker!

Immature Adult in bathroom washing hands: Huhuhuhu, HEY FARTKNOCKER, I CAN SMELL YOUR SHIT! *Runs out of bathroom*

Adult in the bathroom taking a dump: Motherfucker.. shithead.
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