dickmaze 

1.) A high-maintenance fuckboi with such narrow, specific and usually unrealistic requirements for a potential sex partner that anyone stupid enough to want his dick who trieds fulfilling his myriad needs to get access to his dick is likely to get lost, as in a maze

2.) An online dating profile of such a fuckboi
3.) The unrealistic requirements themselves

Steph: Derek in English II loves animé, so I'm gonna get all of FLCL on BluRay. And he loves Jay-Z, so I'm getting him tattooed on my upper arm, and--
Deb: Hold up, Derek? From English II? He has $200 worth of hair product and 1 pair of tightie whites! Don't get a damn permanent tattoo for that dickmaze!

dickmaze by Stoned Faux October 10, 2018

dickmate

A gay guy's partner?

Joe and Bob are dickmates.

dickmate by TheDudeThatIs July 28, 2005

Dickmate

A friends with benefits between two men.

“So are you two in a relationship?”
“No he’s just my dickmate”

Dickmate by Caz de Waz March 20, 2022

dickmagee 

A total douche who happens to be a moron as well.

Hey bro don't be a dickmagee

dickmagee by Dickmagee November 1, 2017

dickmate

Similar to checkmate when you invite a girl home, lock the door and hide the key in your underwear.

- Why do you lock the door, Peter?

- Dickmate. You have no moves until we do the job here.

dickmate by kuro ma'duro April 22, 2021

Dickmare 

Dickmare, when you drink her beautiful and wake up to someone else after a night out.

Mike goes out partying, he swears his mini was screaming on the way home, when he woke up he slapped himself and her, what a Dickmare.

Dickmare by Zillogee July 30, 2022