Michigan Duffle Coat

The act of climbing onto someone's car hood on your hands and knees, inducing vomiting onto their windshield, and then wrapping the car in plastic wrap, thus sealing in the vomit.

It is traditional to stake-out the location to observe the recipients reaction from a safe distance.

Person 1: "Hey, Juan is at work right now, we should go bother him."

Person 2: "I have a better idea: let's give his car a Michigan Duffle Coat. He'll be so pissed!"

by Steakface November 22, 2009

ninja-esque

Having ninja-like appearance or abilities.

Leonardo: Are those guys... ninjas?
Michelangelo: "Well... they're certainly ninja-esque"

by Steakface October 31, 2009

Spanktravision

A program that one watches on television as a masturbatory aid.

Tommy: Richard, were you watching spanktravision?

by Steakface August 16, 2010

Burr

Originated in Lapeer, Michigan. Used when someone says something disagreeable or generally foolish. Also can be said after saying something that is obviously sarcastic.

Can be drawn out longer and louder to emphasize greater degrees of disagreement or sarcasm.

Our chemistry instructor is a nice guy... burr.

person 1: Dude, your sister is so hot.
person 2: Burr!

by Steakface November 23, 2009

Tube Sock

-noun
Inside-out tissue dangling from the anus. A direct result of taking it up the ass too much.

The whore had a tube sock hanging out of her ass.

by Steakface June 16, 2010

steakface

Annoying/Pretentious vegetarians who deserve a slap in the face with a steak.

'Sheila deserves a good slapping, what a a steakface.'

by steakface March 20, 2013

Chowder

verb: To accidentally poop a little into the pants, especially during or directly after ripping ass.

noun: The material resulting from a shart.

*person 1 rips loud ass*
person 2: "I say, that was rather sonorous. I hope you didn't chowder."
person 1: "Oh dear, it appears I have. Excuse me whilst I go clean this chowder from my undergarments."

by Steakface November 22, 2009