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ninja-esque

Having ninja-like appearance or abilities.
Leonardo: Are those guys... ninjas?
Michelangelo: "Well... they're certainly ninja-esque"
by Steakface October 31, 2009
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Consolitis

A word used by PC gamers to describe the cost-friendly practice of developers in which a video game is clearly designed to accommodate the limited capabilities of console systems.

Symptoms include inferior graphics, sluggish gameplay, clumsy user interfaces, checkpoint-based save systems, a lack of dedicated servers, limited customization and simplified game mechanics.
It was clear that due to the overwhelming amount of negative user reviews of Modern Warfare 2 for PC that Infinity Ward had contracted consolitis.
by Steakface February 19, 2010
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Tube Sock

-noun
Inside-out tissue dangling from the anus. A direct result of taking it up the ass too much.
The whore had a tube sock hanging out of her ass.
by Steakface June 16, 2010
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Burr

Originated in Lapeer, Michigan. Used when someone says something disagreeable or generally foolish. Also can be said after saying something that is obviously sarcastic.

Can be drawn out longer and louder to emphasize greater degrees of disagreement or sarcasm.
Our chemistry instructor is a nice guy... burr.

person 1: Dude, your sister is so hot.
person 2: Burr!
by Steakface November 23, 2009
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Arse

Another word that pompous Brits like to hold over American's heads as they talk down to them about the meaning and spelling of the word.

It means butt. It's that simple, yet that big of a deal, apparently. Anything to help keep their smug egos aloft... otherwise they'd be crushed under the sheer weight of them.
Brit #1: You're saying it wrong!
Yank #1: Well, since this is another country, words tend to be spelled and pronounced differently. It's called an accent. Don't be an arse.
by Steakface April 20, 2011
mugGet the Arsemug.

Chowder

verb: To accidentally poop a little into the pants, especially during or directly after ripping ass.

noun: The material resulting from a shart.
*person 1 rips loud ass*
person 2: "I say, that was rather sonorous. I hope you didn't chowder."
person 1: "Oh dear, it appears I have. Excuse me whilst I go clean this chowder from my undergarments."
by Steakface November 22, 2009
mugGet the Chowdermug.

steakface

Annoying/Pretentious vegetarians who deserve a slap in the face with a steak.
'Sheila deserves a good slapping, what a a steakface.'
by steakface March 20, 2013
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