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v. To inflate the syllable count of any given sentence, while simultaneously disguising any meaning that may have been intended. See wordBEMLi/word
Oh stop Mailering and speak bloody English will you, wordffs/word
by Anonymous January 30, 2003
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Phew, you're a bit of a Mailer, you are.
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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One who mails, and uses stamps and envelopes as weapons against unexpecting victims.

The official title of Mailer is only given when the MailGod and MailGoddess decide to do so.
1. What a complete Mailer!

2. Oi you Mailer!

3. Stop hogging all the envelopes and save some for the Mailers!
by Mailer February 11, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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