7 definitions by Spoopleman
To shake hands with someone shortly after wanking off a cheesy cock, be it your cock or someone else's, leaving the reciprocant of the handshake with a cheesy smeggy smelling hand.
-You dirty barstard why does my hand smell off fucking nob cheese?
- Cos I gave you a cheesy handshake, before you ate your sandwich I may add.
- Cos I gave you a cheesy handshake, before you ate your sandwich I may add.
by Spoopleman April 16, 2017
To perform a pootash you must, firstly find a victim, secondly rub your finger around your butt hole until it stinks of shit ( how much rubbing depends on your personal hygiene), thirdly rub said shitty finger across the top lip of said victim. If performed correctly the victim smells shit all day especially if pootashed without their knowledge.
I pootashed Jim while he was sleeping and he’s been trying to figure out why he can smell shit when nobody else can.
by Spoopleman March 11, 2018
When someone runs their finger along their arse crack collecting, on the tip of the finger, a load of sweaty shitty arse stink then wiping said finger along the top lip of some unsuspecting person.
I Just pootashed Jeff while he was sleeping so when he wakes he will smell nothing but my shitty arse crack.
by Spoopleman March 6, 2018
Why are all those crack heads with eyes the size of pies following that dude?
Oh that’s the pieeyed piper playing his glass flute leading them to the trap house.
Oh that’s the pieeyed piper playing his glass flute leading them to the trap house.
by Spoopleman January 19, 2023
Colin, having terrible flatulence as well as hygiene was not surprised to find that the frequent release of vaporised turd into his pants had formed into grundy pips. A more polite way of saying "I've followed through and lightly shit myself".
by Spoopleman April 16, 2017
I was watching a German porno the other day and during an orgy scene googenfunk was flying everywhere.
by Spoopleman April 16, 2017
by Spoopleman January 19, 2023