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When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.
"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."
by Dickhead July 19, 2003
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smelly top lip the smell that sticks with you for life!
When you wipe your finger up your ass crack and then slid across your best pal/partner's top lip for the laugh!!!! This is a Poo Tash.....THEY WONT LAUGH BUT YOU'LL PISS YOUR SELF!!!
by Net & Scott The Power November 10, 2006
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When someone wipes their fingers between the flaps on their anus, and happy slaps a ''Bag-Head Jim'' Also known to be wiped inside the anus of a Pigeon.
''See that homeless guy''
''Yeah''
''Im gonna give him a phat sweaty pootash''
by Ripples69 January 12, 2013
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Facial hair that is primarily constructed from someone elses faeces...
My gosh your pootash is looking yellow, is it made from John's shit (poo poo)?

Err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!

Safe!
by Terry the STI ferry February 25, 2006
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When someone has a tash (not a proper one) and doesn't shave it off. Normally on pubescent teen boys
"Did you see that guy today Lilly?"
"Yeah, he had a pootash ugh, no one likes pootashes"
by pootie1990 August 26, 2009
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When you're eating out a girl who hasn't shaved her 'self' and she looks down at you and it's just from your nose up and hair below, and it looks as though you have a big ol' moustache.
Boy: "Ewww she's hairy!"
Girl: "Haha, you have a pootash."
by Chris Poke December 21, 2005
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A girl that has a hairy bum ring and needs a shave.
person 1: so how did it go last nite?

person 2: lets just say she had a poo tash.
by Tipsy n Scratch November 21, 2006
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