10 definitions by Skizurp

Skurp

A term for any fine girl. From a distance any girl can be a skurp if they look good. When they get closer you can catagorize them as skanky or not.

Look at those skurps, they look how from way back here.

by Skizurp June 9, 2003

Gumshoe

In the past, it was once known as a detective or a slueth. Now a slueth has become known as a slut, hence gumshoe! They have the same meaning once again!

Look at that gumshoe in those white pants. What a skank, I bet she'd give it up to anyone that walked by.

by Skizurp June 11, 2003

Sloaf

Combines the words Slaw and Oaf. An overly large person who is extremely dorky.

That guy is stupid and fat, he's such a sloaf.

by Skizurp June 9, 2003

Slaw

Something that is terrible.

That old car is pretty slaw. I would never be seen driving around in it.

by Skizurp June 9, 2003

Slueth

A slut. A girl that has been around the block once or twice and knows very much what she's doing. She gives the chewins or free sex to whoever, wherever, whenever.

Dude, look at that slueth, I bet we can get her to let us run the train.

by Skizurp June 11, 2003

Fanfuckintastic

This is self explanatory. It is the word fuck inserted into the word fantastic.

Just when nothing else can go wrong, something else does, and you yell at the top of your lungs "Fanfuckintastic!"

by Skizurp June 9, 2003

Drop the kids off at the pool

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.

I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.

by Skizurp June 11, 2003