10 definitions by Skizurp

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To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.
I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.
by Skizurp June 10, 2003

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Something that is terrible.
That old car is pretty slaw. I would never be seen driving around in it.
by Skizurp June 08, 2003

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This is self explanatory. It is the word fuck inserted into the word fantastic.
Just when nothing else can go wrong, something else does, and you yell at the top of your lungs "Fanfuckintastic!"
by Skizurp June 08, 2003

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A retarted person with a mullet.
That mulletard is cracking me up man!
by Skizurp June 08, 2003

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Snoop Dogg's way of saying Cell Phone.
Let me call you back on my cizzy fizzy.
by Skizurp June 08, 2003

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A slut. A girl that has been around the block once or twice and knows very much what she's doing. She gives the chewins or free sex to whoever, wherever, whenever.
Dude, look at that slueth, I bet we can get her to let us run the train.
by Skizurp June 10, 2003

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A drink made from style, ease, cough syrup and some drank.
"Yo Hog you wanna drink?"

"Yeah but it better be some skeezurp"
by skizurp February 28, 2015

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