Seth's definitions

iRoNeTiK

The ironetik takes the cock in all circumstances, it is the male gay gene

seth stood staring at hole in the wall that led through to the girls showers at his school but it did not interest him, the ironetik in him was to strong so he moved to his favourite place, the male urinals

by Seth March 10, 2003

schwangka

a male being possessing asshole qualities.

seth paul is a schwangka!

by Seth November 10, 2003

chotchkies

The restaurant from Office Space where employees have to have a minimum of 15 pieces of flair.

"Hey guys wanna go to Chotchkies get some coffee?"

by seth February 10, 2004

YANKEES

The greatest franchise in the history of pro sports....

26 world championships

by Seth December 2, 2004

Success

not sucking

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants

by seth November 22, 2003

Tippy

Object> to mame your opponents genitals when they are not looking using a standard bic lighter

Rules> there are many restrictions as to where and when tippy is legal. Over hand throws are not legal, only back handed tosses are accepted.
If a lighter is caught by the defender, a free ten foot shot is awarded within 48hours.
Innocent by-standers are not subject to playing. Professionalism must be displayed if you
are subject of a direct hit. You cannot let emotion take over. Nascar lighters are prohibited from play.

(If there is any spital, discharge or any dismemberment as a result of this game, the
nobody is responsible for any medical reimbursement)

Throw a bic lighter at your boys jewels and see how "professional" he can be.

by Seth December 2, 2004

bernt

An exclamation of any type of feeling, or used to describe things that have been burned.

That guy just bernt rubber. OR Bernt!

by Seth October 29, 2003