12 definitions by Sausagehole
When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.
I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
When you first insert the tip of your tongue into a vagina and you hear a queff and feel air rush by your face.which smells like old dumpster juice thats been in the hot sun all day....and you decide its a good idea to keep licking.
At my wedding reception i went down on my wifes bridesmaid. Her pussy was such a gagalicious taco i divorced my wife the next day.
by Sausagehole April 12, 2019
When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.
Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
When you creampie someones ass in cold weather.and they sit over your face and push the freezy gel jizz out onto your face resembling string cheeses.
by Sausagehole April 12, 2019
When you pull your cock outa an asshole and theres a turd nugget on the head off your dick that resembles a lima bean
I finelly got my girl to give up the anal. I almost changed my mind when i started lima beaning . But who gives a fuck...was her bedsheets.
by Sausagehole April 12, 2019
When you blow a wet close raspberry on a taint so your tongue just barely touches for a wax on wax off cleaning. Then once you feel its clean you blow on it to send cold chills up the taint owners back as you air dry it.
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019