A sexual service male, must be well hung and hot looking. Does not need to have money or a good job, just be good in bed. Women of all ages use service males for hot sex, but have no plans to enter into relationships with them. In the hierarchy of males, the service male is between the alpha male and beta male.
Women use service males as life-sized dildos. Service males are only good for one thing! Sexual service.
A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.
When someone crank calls a Chinese Restaurant inquiring about whether they have certain items on their menu, one being Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo) and the other being the notorious Cream of Sum Yung Gai or Cream of Sum Hung Gai (Some Young Guy or Some Hung Guy). If the order taker doesn't speak English very well, the crank convo can turn out to be humorous.
Cranker: Yes, good evening, I was wondering if you have Hu Flung Pu on your menu?
Order Taker: Hu Flung Pu, no we have Hu Shu Bean Curd and Pu Pu Platter, which you like for take out?
Cranker: Does the Pu Pu Platter come with a lot of Pu Pu
Order Taker: Let me read you what comes with Pu Pu Platter