lumped

Getting dumped while in the middle of getting laid...

I started to dump her after dinner but she started rubbing my thigh, so instead I said it mid-coitus. I think it was her first time getting lumped...

by thehendrizzleshow June 5, 2015

lumped

drunk twisted

Extremely intoxicated

I went to the bar last night...and I got lumped!

by spenbizzy September 7, 2003

lumped

Fucking a man, woman and or alien while getting dumped by them even though your having an affair with Bethany but Susan doesn’t understand why the FUCK CAN’T I KISS HER LIKE, YOU ARE BETTER WITH SEX SHE IS BETTER AT BEING KIND AND THOUGHTFUL. GOD

while I had sex with INSERT USERNAME HERE, INSERT USERNAME2 came in and saw that I was at the bottom so she was mad and lumped me

by BEAN LAD December 16, 2019

lump lump

Pertaining to, speaking of, or just downright calling someone retarded or a retard. Originating and somehow managing not to venture outside of the boundaries of the Athens-Clarke County Public School System in Athens, GA, lump lump has been used for generations of students when describing special needs kids, short buses, and teachers who can't teach for shit.

Damn, there goes the lump lump bus. I hope they don't start throwing poo at us.

by Doonshton September 6, 2006

Lump it.

From the Idiom, "like it or lump it." Meaning to cope with a situation that is beyond one's control or design.

I failed my course. Guess I'll have to lump it.

by romee_dee January 20, 2011

Lump On

Term used by Ricko to suggest that large amounts of money should be placed on a certain event happening. Usually a horse race.

"Lump on, you cunt"

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Lump/Lumping

A replacement of the "F" words F*** and F***ing. Made popular by Princess Lumpy from Adventure Time on CartoonNetwork.

Lump/Lumping I lumping hate them!

by BrandiiiLynnn July 7, 2010