Samson Jargonistes's definitions

Mangkey

A mangkey is someone who is or is acting like part mang (how Tony Montana pronounces “man”) and part monkey.

Ju think I wanna live ing some fucking caige, mang....uh? I not some fucking mangkey.

by Samson Jargonistes December 22, 2019

TBL

Touch base later.

“Do you want to meet for dinner?”
“Maybe. I might be working late. TBL.”

by Samson Jargonistes February 10, 2024

tl/tt

tl/tt stands for "too late / too tired," used as an explanation of why one is going, or staying at, home.

That sounds like a lot of fun, but not tonight ... tl/tt.

by Samson Jargonistes December 20, 2019

trumpire

noun

1 : the major American sociopolitical unit that embraces the sovereign authority and sociopolitical vision of President Donald Trump, especially : the geographic territory of this sociopolitical unit (e.g., red-colored state districts that voted for Donald Trump during the 2016 U.S. Election)

2 : sociopolitical unit ideologically based in populism, and also exhibits strong tendencies towards racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia and xenophobia

Etymology: "trumpire" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "empire."

"Many U.S. cities with large, diverse urban populations are primarily liberal enclaves surrounded by large suburban and rural swathes of Trumpire."

"Founded by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred, the Trumpire has to maintain itself by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred." h/t Montesquieu

"A common soldier will make a Trumpire, but he will eventually meet his fate and be condemned to the Great Rock." h/t Nostradamus

by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

trumpression

noun

: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."

"Since the student body, faculty and staff were all suffering from deep trumpression, there was little desire to mount the this year's school musical, 'Oklahoma!'"

"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."

"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."

by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

mancer

Mancer is a portmanteau of the words "man" and "cancer" used to describe the negative impact of mankind, particularly on the planetary environment. According to Gaia theory, first formulated by scientist John Lovelock, the Earth is a superorganism. Under this hypothesis, since Homo sapiens is the only species in the history of life on Earth to have negatively impacted the planet's ecosystems and non-human species, humans can be seen as a "cancer" of Gaia.

Due to numerous human-caused planetary crises, including climate change, biodiversity loss, ocean acidification, and deforestation, among others, Earth can diagnosed as suffering from "mancer."

by Samson Jargonistes January 27, 2020

manlightenment

When a male becomes enlightened by a female. The opposite of mansplaining.

Michael went through a moment of manlightenment when his wife Helen explained why it was important for him to put the toilet seat down.

by Samson Jargonistes February 13, 2024