noun
: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."
: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."
"Since the student body, faculty and staff were all suffering from deep trumpression, there was little desire to mount the this year's school musical, 'Oklahoma!'"
"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."
"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."
"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."
"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."
by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016
Get the trumpressionmug. Mancer is a portmanteau of the words "man" and "cancer" used to describe the negative impact of mankind, particularly on the planetary environment. According to Gaia theory, first formulated by scientist John Lovelock, the Earth is a superorganism. Under this hypothesis, since Homo sapiens is the only species in the history of life on Earth to have negatively impacted the planet's ecosystems and non-human species, humans can be seen as a "cancer" of Gaia.
Due to numerous human-caused planetary crises, including climate change, biodiversity loss, ocean acidification, and deforestation, among others, Earth can diagnosed as suffering from "mancer."
by Samson Jargonistes January 27, 2020
Get the mancermug. tl/tt stands for "too late / too tired," used as an explanation of why one is going, or staying at, home.
by Samson Jargonistes December 20, 2019
Get the tl/ttmug. “When Harold opened the door, he saw something so revolting, so awful, so terrible, so horrible, so nauseating, so reprehensible that he immediately slipped into a state of disgustification.”
by Samson Jargonistes June 17, 2025
Get the Disgustificationmug. When the repetitive sound of a mechanical machine unintentionally, randomly matches the beat or rhythm of a song that happens to be playing at the same time.
When I visited a letterpress shop, an old Heidelberg letterpress was cranking away and happened to create a mechanomusicosync with the music playing on the shop’s stereo system, and everyone started to dance.
by Samson Jargonistes March 17, 2023
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: feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
: having a serious medical condition that causes a person to feel very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
Etymology: "Trumpressed" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depressed."
: feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
: having a serious medical condition that causes a person to feel very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
Etymology: "Trumpressed" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depressed."
"Barbara decided to skip her birthday party this year since she was feeling way too trumpressed."
"Have you spoken to Larry lately? I'm worried about him; he seems clinically trumpressed."
"If you're feeling trumpressed, take a deep breath and say to yourself, 'This, too, shall pass.'"
"Have you spoken to Larry lately? I'm worried about him; he seems clinically trumpressed."
"If you're feeling trumpressed, take a deep breath and say to yourself, 'This, too, shall pass.'"
by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016
Get the trumpressedmug. noun
1 : the major American sociopolitical unit that embraces the sovereign authority and sociopolitical vision of President Donald Trump, especially : the geographic territory of this sociopolitical unit (e.g., red-colored state districts that voted for Donald Trump during the 2016 U.S. Election)
2 : sociopolitical unit ideologically based in populism, and also exhibits strong tendencies towards racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia and xenophobia
Etymology: "trumpire" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "empire."
1 : the major American sociopolitical unit that embraces the sovereign authority and sociopolitical vision of President Donald Trump, especially : the geographic territory of this sociopolitical unit (e.g., red-colored state districts that voted for Donald Trump during the 2016 U.S. Election)
2 : sociopolitical unit ideologically based in populism, and also exhibits strong tendencies towards racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia and xenophobia
Etymology: "trumpire" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "empire."
"Many U.S. cities with large, diverse urban populations are primarily liberal enclaves surrounded by large suburban and rural swathes of Trumpire."
"Founded by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred, the Trumpire has to maintain itself by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred." h/t Montesquieu
"A common soldier will make a Trumpire, but he will eventually meet his fate and be condemned to the Great Rock." h/t Nostradamus
"Founded by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred, the Trumpire has to maintain itself by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred." h/t Montesquieu
"A common soldier will make a Trumpire, but he will eventually meet his fate and be condemned to the Great Rock." h/t Nostradamus
by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016
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