9 definitions by Samson Jargonistes
tl/tt stands for "too late / too tired," used as an explanation of why one is going, or staying at, home.
by Samson Jargonistes December 20, 2019
Mancer is a portmanteau of the words "man" and "cancer" used to describe the negative impact of mankind, particularly on the planetary environment. According to Gaia theory, first formulated by scientist John Lovelock, the Earth is a superorganism. Under this hypothesis, since Homo sapiens is the only species in the history of life on Earth to have negatively impacted the planet's ecosystems and non-human species, humans can be seen as a "cancer" of Gaia.
Due to numerous human-caused planetary crises, including climate change, biodiversity loss, ocean acidification, and deforestation, among others, Earth can diagnosed as suffering from "mancer."
by Samson Jargonistes January 27, 2020
noun
: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."
: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States
Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."
"Since the student body, faculty and staff were all suffering from deep trumpression, there was little desire to mount the this year's school musical, 'Oklahoma!'"
"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."
"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."
"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."
"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."
by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016
noun
1 : the major American sociopolitical unit that embraces the sovereign authority and sociopolitical vision of President Donald Trump, especially : the geographic territory of this sociopolitical unit (e.g., red-colored state districts that voted for Donald Trump during the 2016 U.S. Election)
2 : sociopolitical unit ideologically based in populism, and also exhibits strong tendencies towards racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia and xenophobia
Etymology: "trumpire" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "empire."
1 : the major American sociopolitical unit that embraces the sovereign authority and sociopolitical vision of President Donald Trump, especially : the geographic territory of this sociopolitical unit (e.g., red-colored state districts that voted for Donald Trump during the 2016 U.S. Election)
2 : sociopolitical unit ideologically based in populism, and also exhibits strong tendencies towards racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia and xenophobia
Etymology: "trumpire" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "empire."
"Many U.S. cities with large, diverse urban populations are primarily liberal enclaves surrounded by large suburban and rural swathes of Trumpire."
"Founded by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred, the Trumpire has to maintain itself by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred." h/t Montesquieu
"A common soldier will make a Trumpire, but he will eventually meet his fate and be condemned to the Great Rock." h/t Nostradamus
"Founded by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred, the Trumpire has to maintain itself by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred." h/t Montesquieu
"A common soldier will make a Trumpire, but he will eventually meet his fate and be condemned to the Great Rock." h/t Nostradamus
by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016
Trumpholm syndrome is a psychological phenomenon first described in 2016 in which intelligent, rational, empathetic and compassionate Americans who did not vote for Donald Trump during the U.S presidential election of 2016 express empathy and sympathy—and have positive feelings toward—President Donald Trump, sometimes to the point of defending and identifying with him and his agenda.
Trumpholm syndrome is self-defense mechanism: bonding with Trump is the individual's response to trauma suffered by his rise to power.
Symptoms of Trumpholm syndrome often develop after a sustained period of trumpression.
The word "Trumpholm" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "Stockholm" (referring to Stockholm syndrome).
Trumpholm syndrome is self-defense mechanism: bonding with Trump is the individual's response to trauma suffered by his rise to power.
Symptoms of Trumpholm syndrome often develop after a sustained period of trumpression.
The word "Trumpholm" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "Stockholm" (referring to Stockholm syndrome).
"Ever since Cecilia's post-election trumpression transformed into Trumpholm syndrome, she's been able to get out of bed and go to work again; Jim said he even saw her smile while watching President Trump on the news."
by Samson Jargonistes November 11, 2016
When the repetitive sound of a mechanical machine unintentionally, randomly matches the beat or rhythm of a song that happens to be playing at the same time.
When I visited a letterpress shop, an old Heidelberg letterpress was cranking away and happened to create a mechanomusicosync with the music playing on the shop’s stereo system, and everyone started to dance.
by Samson Jargonistes March 17, 2023
A mangkey is someone who is or is acting like part mang (how Tony Montana pronounces “man”) and part monkey.
by Samson Jargonistes December 22, 2019